A dude that has the most loveable personality with a fake tik tok account that no one will ever find. Did i mention that is the king of "winning" uno. Shall i also mention that he killed the IN comeback!
by clonwy_stay_Maya September 24, 2020
Most likely a very big brain man, usually has a successful career. According to the web, Some Felixes have very nice italian wives. Also a very nice man with a friend named joe.
by JnnnnnOnnnnEnnnnMnnnAnnnMnnnnA October 08, 2019
by yeliab April 02, 2009
A fat guy, without the balls to work on or leave his marriage, so he adopts dogs and takes on a lover.
by Bad Kat February 25, 2018
Felix: so wyd for Christmas
Emma: I'm Jewish
Felix: no you're not
Emma: um.. But I am
Felix: are you really?
Emma: I'm Jewish
Felix: no you're not
Emma: um.. But I am
Felix: are you really?
by Felix Jewish convince February 24, 2016
Pretentious twat that tries to bait others and tries too hard to be funny. Ultimately i love him though, mostly due to his accent and the fact that his name makes me think of that black and white cat in the adverts.
Guy1:
"Man, that felix guy is such a prick"
Guy 2:
"Yeah, but he is a funny prick"
Guy 1:
"True. Hey wanna go get fucked"
guy 2:
"yeah sure, Give felix a call he loves a piss up"
"Man, that felix guy is such a prick"
Guy 2:
"Yeah, but he is a funny prick"
Guy 1:
"True. Hey wanna go get fucked"
guy 2:
"yeah sure, Give felix a call he loves a piss up"
by PPalmer December 06, 2008