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First Fatal Piss

First Fatal Piss or FFP.
This happens when you're drunk and you have to go to the toilet for the first time. Because lets face it guys, once you go the first time you have to go again and again... and again.
Mira: Where's Hetty gone?
Charly: Oh she's having her First Fatal Piss.
*10 minutes later*
Charly: Hey have you seen Hetty?
Mira: Yeah, she had to pee again.
*30 minutes later*
Meg: Hey do you guys know where Hetty is?
Mira and Charly: Yeah she's in the toilet.
by iambethany December 23, 2006
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DJ Fatal

Have you heard the new DJ Fatal mixtape, The Underground Railroad!?
by camster July 23, 2006
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Newton's Fatal

When you are double penetrating with your best mate, and your balls collide with one another, like a Newton's Cradle.

Instead of demonstrating the conservation of momentum and the conservation of energy, the collision of the two hairy ball bags sets off a catastrophic reaction, in turn causes the receiving party of said penetration to inflate like a blow up doll. This is due to the uncontrollable amount of semen created by the Newton's fatal.

If you are unable to visualise the inflated party in this scenario, it's fairly similar to when Violet Beauregarde turns into a Giant Blueberry. Although, the mass of the seminal fluid will ground the person in question, preventing them from floating up into the atmosphere
Melanie won't be in work today, she's suffered a Newton's Fatal.
by JBunnie February 16, 2022
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A fatal attraction

An attraction between an individual and someone/something that is so strong, the individual lacks reason and logic in their thinking when dealing with their attraction. The subject is often someone/something that will have a negative impact on the individual.
She knew that he was bad news, but it was a fatal attraction.
by Redwork September 24, 2005
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to fatal

"What are you doing later?"
"I'm going to fatal at the bars tonight"
by Will Gou January 15, 2023
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post fatal depression

The feeling at the pit of your stomache that you acheive after watching a fatality, whether it be on a gore internet site or a violent film. One often feels guilty and suffers from post fatal depression. The emotion can be overcome by watching porn or something similiarly amusing.
1: Ive been watching suicide videos all day and i think im suffering from past fatal depression.

2: My cat just got run over, it was funny watching its organs explode on the front of the SUV but i think my little sis is suffering from Post fatal depression.
by Jared Ellis March 9, 2008
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A fatal attraction

one whom is willing to put not only their life at risk for a fictional relationship, but everyone elses around them(including the partner)
Self abuse-to put a partner in jail (setting a partner up if other partner the choose to brake the relationship off, inorder to punish the partner)often resulting in incarceration
by Miss Harris October 18, 2003
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