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ninja farter

The act of farting around others and trying to cover the fart noise with another noise such as coughing, clapping, banging on something, etc.
"Did that guy just ninja fart or was he really coughing that loud?"
"Jessica, you are such a ninja farter...we all know why you were really clapping."
by Joey3 April 26, 2006
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I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder
I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder
by Spatro August 15, 2021
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FarmersTits

Breasts that are tan on the top half as a result of being in the sun to much with a bra on. similar to a farmers tan. only used when the tanline is hot. usually only noticeable when female is naked or dress slutty.
person:"Wow, thoses are some nice FarmersTits."
person 2:"I know, i can barely see them though because her shirts not lowcut enough."
by roberto hock July 30, 2010
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Farterrupt

Farterrupt: the act of interrupting a conversation by farting.
I just farterrupted the shit outa some guy talking with an explosive fart.
by Fronzz December 17, 2010
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farter martyr

Whereby someone takes the blame for the fart of another person in order to prevent that person's emotional distress.
For example, Scott is very distressed during exam week and has an upset stomach. Scott farts silently in the conference room, but Josh, in recognition of Scott's distress, takes the blame for said fart in order to prevent Scott from having a psychological breakdown. Josh is a farter martyr.
by b;ahabalakjka July 13, 2016
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doodle farter

someone that is lazy as shit, who acts like they're doing something but are really doing nothing.
ashley you're such a twat waffle stop being a doodle farter.
by Jessica A. P. March 30, 2009
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Mule Farmers Wife

Usually used in reference to general frustrations felt my a mule farmers wife. Tiredness typically. Can also refer to hunger, itchy anus and other related issues.
Put the Damilola on ice, you mule farmers wife
by Sir Jerfery Darmer Mbe December 6, 2010
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