by Mrs. Farticoulas June 20, 2020
Get the farters daymug. A delightful cocktail shot consisting of 1 part Cointreau, 1 part Mozart chocolate liqueur and 1 part Mozart white chocolate liqueur (or Baileys).
Should taste and resemble as if EJ has post bumlove, shoved a Terry's Chocolate Orange up his foosty farter as a buttplug to prevent man custard seepage, then as this begins to melt a willing gimp felches his manky ringpiece, spitting the contents in equal measures into shot glasses.
Should taste and resemble as if EJ has post bumlove, shoved a Terry's Chocolate Orange up his foosty farter as a buttplug to prevent man custard seepage, then as this begins to melt a willing gimp felches his manky ringpiece, spitting the contents in equal measures into shot glasses.
Barman those shots were amazing! What do you call them?
That's Elton John's Foosty Farter
Another round of EJFFs please my good sir!!!
That's Elton John's Foosty Farter
Another round of EJFFs please my good sir!!!
by elvi888 August 10, 2024
Get the Elton John's Foosty Fartermug. 
When two separate dudes spray a bunch of lube into the ass of the separate women they were partnered with along with a vibrator to plug the hole. Each women on both sides gets on their hands and knees. Then they turn their butts until their asses are facing their opponent on the other side of the room. both men stand next to the women they were paired with while wearing authentic 18th century uniforms. When the men are in their designated position they face their male opponent and yell launch the cannons. Each women tries to launch the dildo and lube toward their opponents on the other side of the room using the pressure built up in their ass. She is tasked with angling herself just right using only her legs. The first person to hit either on of their opponents with the lube or the dildo projectiles win.
Becky we must settle our differences with Cannon Farter! John reload the cannon with lube and Vibrators. Now open fire!
Ps: if you have to bring this up during sexual therapy please tell them Mr.Kiwi sends his regards.
Ps: if you have to bring this up during sexual therapy please tell them Mr.Kiwi sends his regards.
by Kiwi Cat May 13, 2020
Get the Cannon Farter!mug. You:Ahhhh im no expert in farting!! Farter:I can teach you!!! You:Howwwwwwwwwwww?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Farter:(Fart) You:ok thx :> (Goes home) You:Hi dad (20 farts) Dad:WHERES THAT MEGAPHONE >:( Dad:*slaps with belt* YOU:(CRYS)
by Poobysoy February 22, 2022
Get the Fartermug. A group of the best worldwide known flatlulence creators, if you are a "FARTER" you could class yourself as one of the greats, up there against Elvis and Michael, now some people might think the "FARTERS" are just regular old farting civilians, but they are much more than that, they have over 570 businesses and facilities dedicated to Fartin, tootin, and a little bit of pootin, they started their Fart organization in March of 1965, the "FARTERS" will continue to grow and thrive.
Holy crap is that the "FARTERS"??
How do I join the "FARTERS"??
I wish I was as cool as them.
FARTERS is the best
How do I join the "FARTERS"??
I wish I was as cool as them.
FARTERS is the best
by Yourmamaismymama65 April 19, 2022
Get the FARTERSmug. by visea October 21, 2020
Get the farter machinemug.