cuntbag shitstain ex

A cuntbag shitstain ex is a person one used to be involved with. At the end of the relationship, they tend to dredge up anything bad from your past (minimum of five years prior and on back) in an attempt to make themselves look/feel better/superior.

Usually you'll be in a long-term relationship with a cuntbag shitstain and not even know it until you get into court proceedings. That is typically when the dominant cuntbag shitstain personality traits tend to manifest.

That cuntbag shitstain ex of mine went through storage boxes in the attic, found my diaries from as far back as when I was thirteen, and is trying to submit them to the court as "evidence" of my character. Wtf? I'm almost 40 now!

by Notthatex September 2, 2016

Sex Ex Full

Successful after leaving your ex

Von seems very happy and sex ex full after leaving Connie!!

by tryingnewthings June 13, 2018

Emotional Support Ex

your ex that no matter if you’re dating them or someone else you consistently just cannot leave alone. you probably are hung up on them but you’re just “friends”

“they still talk? i thought they broke up?” “girl that’s just her emotional support ex.”

by ghxstgxrl May 22, 2022

situationship ex

Someone who you were once involved in a situationship with.

Bob: Really? It was that bad? You weren't even in a relationship with her.
Joe: Yeah. She's a situationship ex.

by bruh421 July 4, 2023

Sister Ex

Your ex's ex with whom you have become friends. The friendship starts out as a trauma bond, swapping stories and comparing notes on the dude's lies, cheating, and manipulative behavior, and evolves into a genuine sisterhood.

I'm getting together with my Sister Ex on his birthday to wish him a year of pain and misery.

My sister ex confirmed he was cheating on her with me when we met.

by ElJanel November 6, 2023

sippin' off my ex

To get together or hook up with somebody's ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend.

George: Why don't you hang out with Ben anymore? You guys used to be best friends.
Lenny: Yeah- we were best friends 'till he started sippin' off my ex!

by LootsInCombat June 4, 2020

Slap your ex Day

On the 13th of February, (day before valentines day) Go ahead without even telling a SINGLE soul and go to your ex's house or wherever she is, and give her the most Undeniable slap of a lifetime to her. that'll do it!

"Oh boy! i can't wait to slap my ex on slap your ex day!" as he said in his mind...

by OnlyKent February 9, 2021