Ewan fielding

A Ewan on its own is a true devil but if you come across a Ewan FIELDING you are in trouble they are tall monsters that smell like poo and rotten oranges they are ugly fat and have a torso in the shape of a peanut but luckily for you if you encounter a Ewan fielding they are EXTREMELY stupid and slow runners

Boy1: OMG it’s EWAN FIELDING *run*

Boy2: aaaaahhhhhhhhh

Boy3: hell meeeeeee!!!

Boy4: *eaten*

by Is the truth to hard bi**h November 10, 2019

Ewan

Type of person who acts like a cunt only because he feels like it.

Derek was a complete 'Ewan' last night.

by Casifo0 February 26, 2019

Ewan Hanley

The biggest bender you will ever meet. He is always egotistical and brags about the size of his cock all the time

that guy is such an Ewan Hanley

by bob marely-09876543 June 19, 2019

Ewan

A tall man who likes to watch gay porn and has very small ears

Oh looks it's that Ewan

by Kickflip3 October 9, 2019

Ewan

A tall man who likes to secretly watch gay porn, he also has small ears

Oh no its that ewan

by Kickflip3 October 9, 2019

Ewan

Definition of a small cock

Ahaha you’ve got a ewan ...

by Big bad Barry October 12, 2019

ewan innes

Ewan Innes is the fattest human being on earth and is a ugly lookin person. Too bad his will was left behind because its the skinniest thing youll ever see.
Your sincerely my donkey

Ewan innes is my bowling ball tonight.
Stike after strike with the size of him.

by My nan spoon January 15, 2018