Ermaan is perfect. He loves to eat food and is big. Not like fate, but he’s, big. You know what I mean, he’s BIG. Great in bed. Love to have him around he just gives off a great vibe when he enters a room.
Friend: “So, how was he?”
Girl: “Great. What did you expect? He’s Ermaan.”
Friend: “What is that supposed to mean?”
Girl: “Oh come on, you have to have noticed his bulge.”
Friend: “No I haven’t. How was he?”
Girl: “10 inches. I’ll say no more”
Girl: “Great. What did you expect? He’s Ermaan.”
Friend: “What is that supposed to mean?”
Girl: “Oh come on, you have to have noticed his bulge.”
Friend: “No I haven’t. How was he?”
Girl: “10 inches. I’ll say no more”
by VenusNeptuneMarsSoola May 24, 2019
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1.✨Actor
2.✨Car Racer
3.✨Bike Racer
4.✨Philanthropist
5.✨Photographer
6.✨Culinary Skils
7.✨RC Heli-Designer
8.✨Helicopter Pilot Trainer
9.✨Mechanic
10.✨UAV System Advisor
11.✨Rifle Shooter..🔫
Ermani maamsu 😍🔥
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