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Dog Engagement Theory

The system of ideas behind dog engagement theory suggests that there is a net positive benefit from interacting with others as if they were dogs. From playful banter to teasing and trolling, the behaviors that bring about joy in dogs will also bring about joy in fellow humans - especially romantic partners. This stems from the belief that most take life too seriously and do not wish to risk awkward moments in pursuit of genuine and fun interactions. Those who subscribe to dog engagement theory are viewed as comedic and charismatic socializers in any setting and can turn any gathering into an enjoyable hangout.
Amanda: “You guys should invite Matt to the party! He’s such a funny guy.”

Steve: “Yea sure, but am I not funny too?”

Amanda: “Kind of. But Matt is just so charismatic and playful. I think he follows dog engagement theory so that’s why he’s better.”

Steve: “I don’t think I can compete with him then.”

Amanda: “You’re right Steve. I think we should both see other men.”
by scarlet_alliance February 25, 2024
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Killswitch Engage

A metalcore band that is actually different then others, The band contains 5 members

Justin Foley: Drummer

Joel Stroetzel: Rythm guitarist

Mike D'Antonio: Bassist

Adam Dutkiewicz: Lead Guitarist

Jesse Leach: Vocalist

Unlike other Metalcore bands. Killswitch Engage's song isn't filled with breakdowns and instead has a nice riff. Sure there's gonna have breakdowns but not enough. Also it's known for the former vocalist Howard Jones which is the best vocalist in the genre due to his powerful operatic vocals.
KSE fan: *listens to KSE*
Dumbass: what are you listening

KSE fan: Killswitch Engage a metalcore band
Dumbass: EW METALCORE, NOT THAT EMO SHIT YOU FUCKING SCENE FAG
KSE fan: Oh really
Dumbass: what
KSE fan: LETS MOSH
Dumbass: NO
Entire KSE fanbase: *meshes each other*
Dumbass: *crushed and dies*
by Alex aka Aquatic F0xy August 6, 2021
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indian engagement ring

A slang term for hickey used by res kids
"fuck guy ya can't come to work with a fuckin Indian engagement ring on eh? Fuck"
by Macsyourguy June 10, 2020
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Engage-stitution

Engagestitution-When someone uses social media to intentionally spread misinformation with the intention of gaining revenue share, gaining followers, and or for engagement. They can engage in falsifying documents, editing photos, and statements to advance their agenda monetarily.
Engage-stitution- When someone uses social media to intentionally spread misinformation with the intention of gaining revenue share, gaining followers, and or for engagement. They can engage in falsifying documents, editing photos, and statements to advance their agenda monetarily.

Engage-stitution- Peter has made a living in enegagestitution spreading lies on social media.
Engage-stitute- Since Shelly has become a social media influencer, She has turned into a engagstitue for pay. She will post anything to get paid.
by Bfree4eva March 9, 2024
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promise-engagement

when you're not ready for the commitment of an engagement, but you love the person so much, you promise to marry them
Co-worker: "OH MY GOD ASHLEY, IS THAT A NEW RING ON YOUR FINGER"
Ashley: "omg I know, I just got it for my promise-engagement !! I'm so happy :)"
by bean daddy January 21, 2017
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Beesly Engagement

When you are engaged for more than one year.
My brother has been engaged with his fiancé for a couple years now. Quite a Beesly Engagement.
by PeteJohnErSon June 2, 2018
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