emobe

A word invented by me and used by my friends and I. Meaning an emo wannbe, trying to be emo, a fake emo, a wrist slitter who tells everyone about it.

1) He's such an emobe
2) Real emos don't tell people when they slit their wrists - he just wants people to think he's emo (emobe)

by sexy-emo-doll October 15, 2006

egorection

Over-extended ego.

Sometimes I wish he'd keep his egorection zipped up.

by Kaearielle December 14, 2010

emoetry

Emo+Poetry=Emoetry. A term for self-centered emo poetry that isn't really worth reading.

My lastest work of emoetry:

Lyk no1 understandz meh
and I s1t in da bl0ody roses
crying blo0dy em0 tearz
cutcutcutcut
bluddy roses
cutcutcutcut
im s0 em0
em0t3ar

by Fudge Cake Bob September 6, 2006

Emoleum

A recently discovered alternative energy source. Emoleum is made of Emo's, who are far denser than the average person. Emoleum is separated from other components of Emo's in a fractioning tower, much like petroleum, tar and lubricating oils come from crude oil.

Emoleum is an efficient fuel source, and recycles certain types of pollution. Switch to Emoleum today.

by Eli Bedlam April 27, 2006

emoeyer

The process of which a band slowly sells out and takes influence from the rise of emo.

see suckier

I was real excited about goldfinger releasing a new album but it they just keep getting emoeyer and emoeyer...

by Cptncoleian July 12, 2006

emoge

Emoge; pronounced((em-uj))

Any one of the countless pictures that lame emo kids take of themselves and post along with the definition of emo on urban dictionary or myspace.com; in short, an emo-image.

Often they brush their jet black (died from a natural color) hair over their face as much as possible. Guys wear women's pants. Girls usually wear skirts and pants. A lot of them where black, square-rimmed glasses because they like the Weezer "Beverly Hills Video" (1)

IMPORTANT: you can't look right at the lense. you have to pretend like your life is so bad that you don't care to look directly in the camera because you are too busy thinking about how everything sucks and how much that song by All-American Rejects makes sense to you, even if they stole the idea for their video from post-secret.com.

But it is you, in fact, that has set the timer on your 5-mega-pixel digital camera that you got from you parents for you birthday to take the emoge and post it wherever you think people will be intrigued by how unhappy you look.

And you probably have tried your hardest to look like any member of FallOutBoy, even though they play a lot of drop D, palm-muted power chords with one finger.

(1) it is important to note that Weezer is not emo, but emo's, screamo's and popper's have adopted their look.

(s.) Mark pulled his hair over his eyes and put on some ladies' Seven brand jeans so that he could post his emoge along with his myspace profile.

(pl). There are over 250 emoges along with the urbandictionary definition of emo, and even more on myspace.

by Greg likes rock November 29, 2005

emoetry

Those shitty poems emo pricks write about how much their life sucks, even though it really doesnt.

the knife cuts,
the world darkens,
and i cry alone,
cuz my 2 week girlfriend
left me.

by Luin February 4, 2005