Elton

Elton is a term that describes a crypto bro that is a jacked bodybuilder who timid in the streets but mean in the sheets. He invest in crypto like how he he treats women pumping and dumping.

Dude that guy over there is such an Elton with those ladies surrounding him.

by Eltonlover316 November 23, 2021

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Elton John's Foosty Farter

A delightful cocktail shot consisting of 1 part Cointreau, 1 part Mozart chocolate liqueur and 1 part Mozart white chocolate liqueur (or Baileys).

Should taste and resemble as if EJ has post bumlove, shoved a Terry's Chocolate Orange up his foosty farter as a buttplug to prevent man custard seepage, then as this begins to melt a willing gimp felches his manky ringpiece, spitting the contents in equal measures into shot glasses.

Barman those shots were amazing! What do you call them?

That's Elton John's Foosty Farter

Another round of EJFFs please my good sir!!!

by elvi888 August 10, 2024

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Elton Chun

The biggest boi and really likes black people

Elton Chun is getting it on

by Elton Chun April 17, 2019

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Elton, Louisiana

Elton, Louisiana is one of the absolute creepiest towns in the United States. I go there every Christmas to visit my aunt, and I feel more comfortable in the ghetto of New Orleans.

The people there stare at you, deeply. All of the time. The town is surrounded by miles of rice fields. There are no job opportunities that I can speak of. The living feel dead. I apologize if this seems very biased, but if you don't believe me, visit Elton. Elton, Louisiana

by WorseThanHitler March 27, 2021

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