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Electromaggotism

The invisible force acting on drunk people that causes you to end up at places that you would not intend on going to if you were sober.
Amy: "why the fuck did we go to the Deen last night? We were supposed to go to Bar Open!" Kyle: "We got sucked in by that fucken electromaggotism again."
by Kyle Magile May 25, 2007
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The Erection-Electron Theory

When electrons get excited, they jump electron energy levels (n=1 to 2, 3, 4, etc.) The only way they can come back down the energy levels is to release energy in the form of photons of light.
Likewise, when a male becomes excited (and thus has an erection), the only way to make the penis come back down energy levels is to release energy in the form of sperm.
Hence, the Erection-Electron Theory explains the correlation between scientific theory and everyday practices.
Wow! The Erection-Electron Theory explains everything that is wrong in the world!
by nykfn20 January 24, 2009
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Personal Electronic Thingy

Personal Electronic Thingy (PET) is a small computerized gadget like a PDA or palmtop computer, etc. Used for games, keeping track of appointments, or hacking into mainframes-(well only if its a zaurus) also known as a "Happy Electronic Prosthetic". Newer models of these things sometimes have cellular capability so you can chat with friends on the go.
Man, I just ordered a new Personal Electronic Thingy from Amazon and I cant wait! Im going to install Linux on it so I can totally airsnort the shit outa starbucks! Warwalking RULES!
by JonnyPhenomenon November 2, 2005
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electronic courage

A phrase coined by Avizzle defining pimple-plauged 16 year old hardasses on the internet.

These unfortunate souls do not have the capacity to talk like they do on the internet in real life
Wow bobby, you really are loaded up on electronic courage, to bad you couldn't ask Joanna to the dance, pussy.
by Alex Vial July 17, 2006
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Electronics Workbench

Programmed in pure java, compiled with a piece of Mr. Pizzo's soul it is the ultimate in home computer electronic simulation
load up Electronics Workbench kids, im taking over in 5 minutes.
by Gootecks May 21, 2010
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Electronic Tantrum

When the whole world is irritating and you don't want to deal with anyone's BS. You delete your Facebook and all other social avenues for at least 24 hours where no none can reach you. Totally off the radar with no regard for the personal, professional and electronic ramifications.
John got pissed off last night at some random, he's been throwing an electronic tantrum since last night.
by duramaxdoosh January 20, 2013
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electronic cruelty

An act inflicted on a piece of electronics with callous indifference to the mental or physical harm which the electronics would feel if they were in fact animate.
Jack watched with anguish as the office projector bulb was repeatedly switched on then off again in quick succession.

The poor thing couldn't withstand the horrible electronic cruelty and the filament caught fire, shining brightly before it's imminent death.

Some say that no filament will ever shine so bright as this one, destroyed in the prime of it's life.
by gdawz July 8, 2012
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