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Eggmaxxing

Eggmaxxing: Putting two Hershey's ™️ Mini Eggies in my mouth at once, separating them to separate sides of my mouth so that I can hold them in my cheeks. Slowly melting the chocolatey product and producing a high level of dopamine unfathomable to the average league of legends player. Doing this gives me an edge above the competition, making my reaction times quicker, my thought process smoother, and my mood perfectly balanced so I may dominate the enemy botlane.
To expand on this idea from last time I brought it up, Eggmaxxing is a sensory thing that allows me to enjoy the taste of the chocolate eggies, without the hard crunch. It softens up the shells after a few minutes allowing a seamless transition into chewing and therefore swallowing the chocolatey treat known as Hershey's ™️ Mini Eggies
by Zandzz April 20, 2025
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Eggmaxxing

Putting two Hershey's ™️ Mini Eggies in my mouth at once, separating them to separate sides of my mouth so that I can hold them in my cheeks. Slowly melting the chocolatey product and producing a high level of dopamine unfathomable to the average league of legends player. Doing this gives me an edge above the competition, making my reaction times quicker, my thought process smoother, and my mood perfectly balanced so I may dominate the enemy botlane.
To expand on this idea from last time I brought it up, Eggmaxxing is a sensory thing that allows me to enjoy the taste of the chocolate eggies, without the hard crunch. It softens up the shells after a few minutes allowing a seamless transition into chewing and therefore swallowing the chocolatey treat known as Hershey's ™️ Mini Eggies
by Zandzz April 22, 2025
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Gaylord Eggman

The archetype of piss boy. Litterally cristal pepsi personnified. A little fucking asshole who loves to drink dog urine at funerals. Don't leave him alone with the elderly. Likes to hit on homeless people
"Apparently he never shutz without a spotter. He even wipes his ass after"
"Total gaylord eggman"
by Gaylord Eggman November 22, 2021
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chinesse eggman

that one chinesse friend that when he cuts his head he looks like an egg and when said hello to you have to say harro
that chinesse eggman really looks like a big fat egg
by ilovechinesseeggeman November 24, 2024
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