edeybo

edeybo is a person who fancies someone called maxwell

guy: is samantha an edeybo?

girl: yea she fancies a guy called maxwell so she must be an edeybo

by edens bestfriend April 7, 2022

eddy

That funny kid in your Chemistry class who isn't really named Eddy. Hates slow computers. Attracted to shiny objects and glitter. Known to lick walls. The reason they put 'Do not put bag over head' and 'Small parts' warnings on products.

"Eddy!!! What's up?"
"My name is Alex. I hate you guys."

"Oh my god! Did you see the news?"
"No what happened?"
"Some poor boy named Eddy died because he ate too many Legos..."

by barack lincoln February 24, 2009

Eddy Gordo

Completing a "ten hit combo" by having sex ten times in a day

Can be used in the place of 'ten hit combo'; is usually followed by saying "Eddy Gordo....Wins!"

Liam went back to some girls place after two joints and a cap and did an Eddy Gordo to Sarah

by Joonti May 3, 2010

EdDeCarlo

a person who is always unhappy with himself and more unhappy with his small penis. One who likes to take it hard up the ass as he stares at other men who are more muscled than himself. The kind of person that likes to go to the "bathroom" and "shower" with his boys every time someone goes in. A sick fuck head who is insecure with himself and has no confidence to go up and talk to anyone else besides his ex-girlfriend.

Kris: Come on Yoobin lets do this right!
Yoobin: Im sorry masta, Yes masta.
Kris: That’s right bitch, now take it like an EdDeCarlo!

by SmallTony March 4, 2005

ab-edder

One who is duped into the teachings of abstinence-based sex ed. Some beliefs include the notion that oral/anal sex isn't really sex, that the human body is something to be ashamed of, that condoms cause cancer, that you can get pregnant by petting, that half of all gay teens have AIDS, that AIDS can be spread through tears, and the studies that show how ab-ed fails to curb teen pregnancy rates either don't exist, or are part of the evil liberal media conspiracy. Often self-righteous, holier-than-thou.

My friend told me that when she got married, her ab-edder friends wouldn't let her wear a white dress because it "symbolized purity" and she wasn't a virgin. I said she should've slapped their arrogant bitch asses.

by Genetic_Mishap April 22, 2006

eddy

Noun. ebonics. An eddy is what typically white suburbanite Americans refer to as a widow's peak. This meaning that the hair comes to a bit of a point in the middle of the front hairline, extending slightly into the forehead. Though I haven't proven this, it most obviously comes from Eddy Munster, a character on the old TV show The Munsters who was a wearwolf, and he had a very defined widow's peak.

Boy: I can believe she's got her hair pulled back, considering she has an eddy and all.
Other Boy: Yeah but like, it doesn't matter that much, she still looks pretty fine.
Boy: Yeah, I feel that.

by viiince February 16, 2005

Edgey

Edgey is the best father ever. He cares for his child, the Kyoko-sama and his loving MineCat. When the MineCat finds an Edgey, they immediately snuggle and make only the finest sex jokes. The Kyoko-sama is highly unworthy of the love it's parents give it but the Edgey is so kind and loving that he will accept his worthless child. Basically, the Edgey is the kindest, most loving dadther you will ever meet.

Edgey-*walks into room*
MineCat - *latches on the Edgey and gives infinite kisses and snuggles*
Kyoko-sama- DADTHER YOU'RE HOME! WE MISSED YOU SO MUCH
EdgeCat- *snuggle huggles*

by PeggyToast June 3, 2017