Total Eclipse is when a man places his balls over a woman's eyes and shines a flashlight through his balls creating a "Total Eclipse".
by Motormannick November 19, 2021
1. The inverse of a lunar eclipse.
2. When a guy pisses himself and immediately takes off his underwear and pulls it over a chick's head like a ski mask.
2. When a guy pisses himself and immediately takes off his underwear and pulls it over a chick's head like a ski mask.
I paid for that bitches drinks all night, she even took me back to her place, but put out NOTHIN! It's okay though, I was so drunk and pissed off by the end of the night, I just gave her a solar eclipse while she was sleeping and split.
by foogama March 07, 2008
She is the best friend you can ever have; she is always helpful and loves diamonds. She is one of the best friends you can have so please appreciate her.
by -SGplayzstation November 20, 2022
When a lady is giving head to a negro in the dark and his girthy dick covers up the his pearly white teeth and eyeballs.
Kylie- "I think I saw an eclipse dick last night!"
Alli- "wow that is a once in a lifetime experience!"
Alli- "wow that is a once in a lifetime experience!"
by NotBraden January 01, 2019
Dave saw a Hot Air Balloon at the fair blocking the sun momentarily and hollered "Ballooner Eclipse!".
by Friendly Leprachaun August 24, 2010
when a child looks at a woman's cleavage and then innocently looks away, hoping to god that person didn't notice.
by orca_in fishnet-stockings May 29, 2021
by MagicMikeHasAGreenBean September 27, 2018