anal eclipse

When your butthole consumes itself

I took a fat shit and my butthole caved in, I had an anal eclipse.

by andrew.d October 19, 2007

boner eclipse

The act, or action, of placing one's ass in front of an erected penis to portray an eclipse.

My girlfriend said she wanted to have some sex, but i told her lets do it the boner eclipse way.

by Jason & David September 4, 2007

Total Eclipse

Total Eclipse is when a man places his balls over a woman's eyes and shines a flashlight through his balls creating a "Total Eclipse".

She wanted to see my "Total Eclipse"

by Motormannick November 18, 2021

Solar Eclipse

1. The inverse of a lunar eclipse.

2. When a guy pisses himself and immediately takes off his underwear and pulls it over a chick's head like a ski mask.

I paid for that bitches drinks all night, she even took me back to her place, but put out NOTHIN! It's okay though, I was so drunk and pissed off by the end of the night, I just gave her a solar eclipse while she was sleeping and split.

by foogama March 6, 2008

Ballooner Eclipse

When a Hot Air Balloon or any other type of balloon blocks the sun or moon causing an eclipse.

Dave saw a Hot Air Balloon at the fair blocking the sun momentarily and hollered "Ballooner Eclipse!".

by Friendly Leprachaun August 24, 2010

Eclipse Dick

When a lady is giving head to a negro in the dark and his girthy dick covers up the his pearly white teeth and eyeballs.

Kylie- "I think I saw an eclipse dick last night!"
Alli- "wow that is a once in a lifetime experience!"

by NotBraden December 31, 2018

Testicular Eclipse

When you shoot nut and it aligns with the ceiling light and casts a shadow onto your dick.

Dude, the craziest thing just happened, I performed a testicular eclipse in my room!

by TheMagicalPenis January 21, 2019