anal eclipse

When your butthole consumes itself

I took a fat shit and my butthole caved in, I had an anal eclipse.

by andrew.d October 19, 2007

boner eclipse

The act, or action, of placing one's ass in front of an erected penis to portray an eclipse.

My girlfriend said she wanted to have some sex, but i told her lets do it the boner eclipse way.

by Jason & David September 4, 2007

Total Eclipse

Total Eclipse is when a man places his balls over a woman's eyes and shines a flashlight through his balls creating a "Total Eclipse".

She wanted to see my "Total Eclipse"

by Motormannick November 18, 2021

Solar Eclipse

1. The inverse of a lunar eclipse.

2. When a guy pisses himself and immediately takes off his underwear and pulls it over a chick's head like a ski mask.

I paid for that bitches drinks all night, she even took me back to her place, but put out NOTHIN! It's okay though, I was so drunk and pissed off by the end of the night, I just gave her a solar eclipse while she was sleeping and split.

by foogama March 6, 2008

Poonar Eclipse

When your watching porn and the man gets his body and arse in the way of the camera.

Did you see that Mia Khalifa video, it had one mad poonar eclipse

by MagicMikeHasAGreenBean September 27, 2018

sahara eclipse

when a child looks at a woman's cleavage and then innocently looks away, hoping to god that person didn't notice.

hey fred?
yeah caroline?
i think little joe gave me a sahara eclipse
oh that's not good.

by orca_in fishnet-stockings May 29, 2021

Eclipse Dick

When a lady is giving head to a negro in the dark and his girthy dick covers up the his pearly white teeth and eyeballs.

Kylie- "I think I saw an eclipse dick last night!"
Alli- "wow that is a once in a lifetime experience!"

by NotBraden December 31, 2018