Flat Earther

Someone who believes that the Earth is flat.

There goes a Flat Earther.

by Non-Biased-Commenter November 21, 2023

Flat Earther

A piece of junk that lacks common knowledge and is an overall fucking dumbass

Oh your a Flat Earther? you should be saying your a dumbass.

by wower321322 November 16, 2023

Flat Earther

Someone named Claudius

A child-like thinker named Claudius has below average IQ, and is a Flat Earther.

by RoundEarther February 12, 2024

Young-Earther

A young earth creationist. One who is as untethered from reality as a Flat-Earther is.

While we openly ridicule Flat-Earthers, we routinely put Young-Earthers in charge of our national security.

by JennyPal January 7, 2024

Flat Earther

Someone whose mother drank while pregnant, though it is also a possibility that they have suffered a blow to the head, causing mental retardation.

Person 1: Did you know that Jessica is a flat earther?
Person 2: Yeah, her mom should have never had that one sip...

by ranocchio May 5, 2023

Round Earther

Someone who believes that the Earth is round.

He is a round Earther.

by Non-Biased-Commenter November 21, 2023