Taco Bell Theft Duty

A Fictional Videogame That has yet to be invented, but has a killer storyline! TacoMan is the main character, who lives in a shit apartment and wears a taco costume for Taco-Bell. When World War 3 starts, TacoMan takes action. With Bombings on our west coast, TacoMan meets his rival enemy, BurritoBoy, who wants all the credit for taking down Macinov, the leading terror ing in the recent attacks on the country. Between fighting good and evil, you free-roam up to 5 cities and big towns discovering new missions and new weapons to use to take down your enemies. Any purchase of this game comes with a $10 coupon to Taco Bell and $5 off of either the latest Call of duty or GTA title.

Person 1: hey what game are you playing?

Person 2: Taco Bell Theft Duty, it's as good as GTA and Call of duty Combined with explosive Taco Bell foods and in dept love stories of TacoMan!

Taco Bell Theft Duty by That Nardz Guy August 30, 2013

Call of Duty Infinite Loop

When you are playing Call of Duty, and you have to do something else, like school or work, and you tell yourself "One more match" after every match, but always find an excuse to play another, and another, and another, etc. Time loses all meaning while in this loop.

THE CALL OF DUTY INFINITE LOOP:

Man, I need to go to work. But I didn't do so good that

match, just one more then I'm done...

====TEN MINUTES LATER====

Alright! 33-4! I'm on a roll, can't stop now!!!

====TEN MINUTES LATER====

Damn, team lost that time. Gotta avenge that loss!

====TEN MINUTES LATER====

Ok...that's it, time to go to wo...oh, a party invite....maybe just one more match.....

Call of Duty Infinite Loop by Wickonis Parable February 8, 2010

Off-Duty Ninja

A ninja who is not currently working and is now in the guise of a civillian.

When a bank robber pointed his gun at me, he had no idea i was an off-duty ninja. He realizied later, though, when I had kicked his ass.

Off-Duty Ninja by trinityiam August 26, 2004

Break-Up Duty 

When you are given the task of hanging out with a friend right after a break-up to get their mind off of things.

Yeah, Leroy broke up with his bitch yesterday, so me and Roscoe are on break-up duty.

Break-Up Duty by Fielding88 January 4, 2007

Light Duty 

What a member of the armed forces goes on, or becomes when they no longer feel the need for physical training. This is usually typical of a substandard individual, or 'turd' as they may be called from time to time. At times, some of these 'light duties' have a legitimate reason for not participating in physical training, however, most light duties will make themselves known at the most opportune time, ie, before a physical fitness test, or Company run. They usually will claim an ailment that is hard to diagnose, ie, back pain, knee pain, and the ultimate.. shin splints.

Guy #1: Man I really don't wanna run tomorrow. My favorite singer Adam Lambert is gonna be singing on Logo, and running will interfere with my duties as the Elton John Fan Club President.

Guy #2: No problem! Just go on Light Duty! That way, we can watch Adam Lambert all night long! Wanna make out?

Light Duty by thesituation89 January 21, 2010

Call of Duty 

A game that used to be good, but then everyone in the world got it and ruined it

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 was good for the first month, but then the noob invsasion of christmas 2009 came and blew it

Call of Duty by myironlung215 April 28, 2011

Call of Duty syndrome 

A term coined to describe the recent trend of games and formerly respected gaming series' to be dumbed down to appeal to the larger, absent minded CoD base. Symptoms include short, repetitive gameplay, linear levels, simple controls and an average gamer age of 12. Recent examples include Ace Combat: Assault Horizon and (soon to be) Mass Effect 3.

"The new Ace Combat game has a serious case of Call of Duty syndrome"

Call of Duty syndrome by genericname October 14, 2011