Dunkin' Blumpkin

A blumpkin received at a Dunkin' Doughnuts establishment. Only after buying an unfrosted doughnut and placing your penis through the doughnut hole may the blumpkin begin. The Dunkin' Blumpkin is only completed after you have frosted the doughnut yourself and it is finished by your partner.

"Dude last night I had the holy grail of all blumpkins! The Dunkin' Blumpkin!"

by Na0227 October 4, 2014

Dunkin Flownut

When one retains a prairie-dogging turd whilst masturbating, the ultimate goal of which is to release both the turd and nut at the same time.

Boss asked me to work extra today, so I went in the handicap stall to bang out a Dunkin Flownut on company time.

by Nosav January 23, 2018

dunkin donuts

Phenomenon that happens when you sit down on a toilet (usually public) and the bottom of your sack dips into the nasty bowl water

His nuts pulled upward as he cringed in dismay at the scrotal baptism of a dunkin donuts.

by Codfish3000 October 19, 2015

dunkin on forbes

A Dunkin' Donuts location in the Squirrel Hill neighborhood of Pittsburgh. It is notoriously known as the place where stoned teenagers go after standing on the corner of Forbes and Murray for 10 hours. Otherwise, this location provides the nicest staff who yell at customers if they have their seat in the aisle.

1. "someone hmu at the dunkin on forbes bc its beat asf rn"

2. "wtm today??? who's tryna go to the dunkin on forbes after we smoke?

by fka picket fence May 22, 2019

dunkin revenge

When the disgruntled employee stops at dunkin donuts on the way to work and picks up a coffee for his boss and before he gets in to work stops off and removes the cover to the said coffee, either pees, cums, or just dips his cock in the brew, followed by a little rim job around the cups lip with his member and then gets in and searches out the lucky supervisor, hands it to him, and if he is lucky enough watches him remove the lid and take the first sip..........."this job aint that bad after all"

" I will have a medium hot chocolate, a boston cream donut, and a dunkin revenge......I mean a medium coffee to go please"

by you cant choke stymie November 15, 2009

Dunkin' Donuts

When a man dips his nuts in a steaming hot cup of coffee and then dips his nuts in a girls mouth.

Bill: Bro, my ho just gave me a "Dunkin' Donuts"
Bob: Dude no way! Did it hurt?
Bill: Fuck no it was better than a blumpkin !

by herm4 August 19, 2011

dunkin donuts

The act of placing both of your testicles into a womans anus during the act of copulation. When done correctly, a delightful pop will be heard when they are suddenly pulled out with a quick upward motion.

"So, I was dunkin donuts into this cheerleader the other night..."

by BigJohnnyNet October 5, 2006