Dread Coof

No mere ordinary plague, this dread version is the worst coof ever. Only the jab can save you.

"Sterility is a small price to pay for being marked 'safe' from the Dread Coof. Shoot me up, Doc!"

by Bezzle Bedeviled July 11, 2022

the dreaded corona

another name for coronavirus.

generally this name is used ironically to mock those who are unreasonably scared of the coronavirus.

james: *coughs*
alexandra: oh no i'd better stockpile toilet paper or else i'll get the dreaded corona

by consumptionoftoes March 21, 2020

The Dreaded Piss

The first piss in a drinking session that follows with subsequent piss breaks every 5 minutes

I've just been for the dreaded piss now I'm gonna be pissing like a racehorse

by atomheartpd October 3, 2011

the spread of dread

An action you take when you fart. It is done by spreading the butt cheeks out so air can flow through without a sound.

"It Smells! Looks like somebody used the spread of dread."

by littledicktrip January 14, 2018

dread kid

Someone of jamacian descent

"check out that dread kid, I can't understand his accent"

by Ryan Wheeler January 3, 2008

Nut Dreads

Dreads that have formed on the scrotum.

Damn,...chew sea doze Nut Dreads on dat nigger?

by PROCON666 August 20, 2009

blond dreads

Dread locks worn by someone with blond or otherwise light-colored hair. Looks riduculous, like they've got chicken fingers on their head.

Why do people with blond hair get dreads? Do they think it looks cool or something? Goddamn hippie fruit of babylon.

by teh pope October 28, 2004