spoody-dook

a term for non-consensual anal intercourse, whether literal or metaphoric.

"Tyrone said another inmate tried to spoody-dook him in the showers at Riker's." or "The President just spoody-dooked Congress again!"

by Bjorn Masters January 11, 2008

dook-a-loon

-excrement; feces.
-to defecate.
- to discharge from the anus.
-to discharge feces from the bowels.
-To take an epic shit.

He had to cop a dook-a-loon after he ate.The tacos upset his stomach.

The little boy found dog feces on the bottom of his shoe.

"Man I need to cop a dook-a-loon can i use your bathroom?"

by kateyez60618 March 31, 2010

Dook sweat

When you’re nearing your destination and all of a sudden you are stricken by the paralyzing feeling of what many refer to as “tummy tremors” or “the calm before the storm.” At this time, the sufferer must clinch his/her butt cheeks together to refrain from soiling their favorite pants. This clinching of the cheeks causes the buildup of condensation on the poor soul’s butt. This condensation is referred to many, if not all as, “the dook sweats.”

I look like I sat in a puddle of water because I got a bad case of the dook sweats.

by Dooksweats99 December 2, 2018

dook

a Montreal based metal/hardcore band

by Anonymous April 16, 2003

dook a murph

to stub your toe

Ouchiekaboobles!!! I just dooked a murph! Eader you shouldn't have been standing there.

by Dee Richardson March 28, 2004

ba-dook

the opposite of a ba-dunk-a-dunk

Man that girls got a ba-dook

by DIRTY BROWN June 6, 2005

dook

when someone reallyyyyyyy has to poop/take a dookie

"I have to dook bro!" , he said with a great urgency.
"Then just dook."

by bigmamak February 5, 2017