doof blast

a violent strike to another person who is acting foolish

tay'queese: hey rufus, guess what?

rufus: what ho?

tay'queese: i was at Fooquan's party last night and he wasn't actin' right so i gave him the ol' doof blast.

rufus: how hard ho?

tay'queese: so hard that his socks liquefied

by ralph cucumber October 10, 2008

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Bobby doof

A dummy, a dim-witted person

Why did you do that? You're such a Bobby doof.

by Monkeynose November 1, 2018

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Doof Muffin

The opposite of stud muffin. A goon. A major doofus. Someone who is terrible talking to or being with a girl. Someone who is not cool or a loser.

Man, Matt used to be super cool. Now he's just a doof muffin. What happened?

Phil will always be a doof muffin when it comes to the ladies.

by PiPeS2011 August 23, 2009

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doof boy

A young male who is just seriously stupid.

Well yes, when Donald was a young person, it quickly became apparent that he was somewhat of a doof boy!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2021

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Spank The Doof

The new way of asking someone if you're allowed to use their vape.

Hey bro do you mind if i spank the doof?

My friend was going to come over and hang out, but he was too busy spanking his doof.

by Doofspanker June 27, 2018

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bush doof

A 'Bush Doof'' is an event where hippies and just down right cook heads head into a random bush and listen to non stop trance for days on end. Copious amounts of drugs are consumed and people essentially doof in the bush. For something to be defined as a bush doof 50 or more people have to be present listening to doof music together while the sun rises.

Hey John how sick was that party in the bush last night, I didnt know any of those trance songs.
John: Thats what I call a bush doof Johnny.

by Maghetti February 4, 2014

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