The act of having a dog walking over to you and crouching its asshole over your face or stomach and intiating a long stick or short clumps of shit onto the surface of your face or stomach.
German Man #1: Hey man, what's that big brown smear around your mouth? German Man #2: Your golden retriever gave me a present last night when I passed out next to his doghouse with my mouth open.
Dogs, man's best friend. If someone pisses you off, they will be ditted on.
Dogs, man's best friend. If someone pisses you off, they will be ditted on.
by destroyedyourmom'stwat May 19, 2011
by vcutfltr August 31, 2021
At 12 noon, run down 5 floors to have lunch. Then continue to run up 5 more floors. In general, I'm tired of dying but I don't understand why the school doesn't allow the elevator. At the time of admission, the elevator said that we have been with us for 4 years. All lies.dit me thang may FPTU
by FAN CỨNG FPTU 20 NĂM October 23, 2022
At 12 noon, run down 5 floors to have lunch. Then continue to run up 5 more floors. In general, I'm tired of dying but I don't understand why the school doesn't allow the elevator. At the time of admission, the elevator said that we have been with us for 4 years. All lies.dit me thang may FPTU
by FAN CỨNG FPTU 20 NĂM October 23, 2022
by LexMad December 03, 2020
Absurdly short, no aura. Says nigga too much and has stinky breath. He loves spring rolls and hates to listen to rants. Extremely annoying but has a kind heart when he is peer pressured.
by Dtotheiti November 27, 2023