Directioner 

A person born with the power to over think everything

Joe : So Louis Tomlinson wore a green jacket,,, and green is Harry Styles' colour

Joe : You know what this means ?
Will : That you are a Directioner

Directioner by fuckingonthewimdowzill February 26, 2021

Directioner 

Directioner is a person who is in One Direction fandom. Mostly girls, crazy but really nice. They are usually simping over one of the boys: Niall Horan,Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne or Louis Tomlinson.

P1: I have seen a lot of directioners on my tiktok for you page.
P2: Yea,me too.They are getting everywhere

Directioner by Gala Horan March 20, 2021

false directions 

false directions are an epidemic of sorts that can occur when someone forgets a crucial point in the directions to his/her house. They can destroy friendships, party nights, drug deals, marriages etc.

Sue: Did you make that left at the signal or the stop sign?
Fred: The light... that's where you said
Sue: I said the stop sign....
Fred: you gave me false directions, god damnit.

false directions by thatguybillmurray January 24, 2012

Directioner 

the most fucking awesome people on the planet.

these girls (and guys) will stand by One Direction no matter what. even when the freakin zombie apocalypse comes.

some of them walk around town with their 5/5 follows and front row concert tickets and backstage passes, while most of them sit around all day in front of their computers wishing that they could go to a concert. oh, and fangirling. FANGIRLING

SOMETHING TO NOTE: do NOT mess with Directioners. they are a very dangerous species. just know that if you say one thing bad about 1D, they will track you down and possible kill you.

girl- "how come no one likes me?"
directioner- "bc you arent a directioner"

Directioner by leswagmasta May 24, 2014

following directions 

doing whats right

Mr.Tallie said Alicia can't follow directions. Following Directions mean doing whats right.

following directions by mba lawss November 20, 2018

Directioner 

Someone who is supremely into One Direction and One Direction only. People who listens to nothing but 1D and is the hugest fan of One Direction. Probably one of the most annoying fans ever, but knows almost everything about the boys from 1D.

Gayleheart: *opens a 1D song*
Jaycee:*begins dancing/singing to it*
Gayleheart: *starts talking about Harry/Niall/Louis/Liam/Zayn*
*Everyone joins in*
Me: ....addicts...of course, they are Directioners

Directioner by Zuki(O w O)Sora September 25, 2012

Directioner 

Annoying 14 year old girls who idolise a group of pre-pubescent appearing boys who couldn't even win The X Factor.

Absolute slaves to the Simon Cowell media machine, their ignorance, obsession and constant abuse of the twitter trends with stupid in jokes or trying to turn anything normal towards their "idols" infuriate everyone over the age 18 who actually want to use twitter properly.

Twitter Fan Girl Directioner: "OMG ZAYN RT ME. NOTICE ME. I KNOW YOUR JOKES LOL. YOU ARE THE CUTEST BOY EVER"

Directioner by FghtFfYrDmns September 6, 2012