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Did you see Tom last night?

Yeah, he was clearly on some Diego last night
by EmersonWHUFC January 23, 2019
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Diego is one of the sexiest boys ever. Diego has such a big dick, he can make a girl cum within a minute. Diego also is thicc, and can make any boy gay at first sight. Diego has had sex with at least 20 girls. When Diego sees an ass, he has it in his hands in 20 minutes, and Diego sees one right now.
Have you seen Diego? I wonder if he would fit in me...
by UrMomIsGaeAF February 28, 2019
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Diego is a typical Hispanic name. Most people with this name have big dick. All the girls love him. If there is a guy named Diego in your class you better suck his dick if you want him to fuck you. off course if you are a girl.
Oh my god Diego, it is so big.
by Diegos girl November 20, 2019
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Diego is a tall, nice and kind guy. He's always on your side, never leaves you on read, loves football and is a very big AC milan fan :)) He loves giving you hoodies and buying you things. He’s good and spending money on his girlfriend. He never forgets an anniversary or an important date of yours :)) He’d cry over you and that shows how much he loves you. He finds a way make you do what ever you want without having you realize. He’s that popular guy in school who hangs out with the older kids. He eats so much but never gets fat and is so skinny. so if your dating a diego, don’t let him go.

he’s your first love and will be your last.i love diego #iloveyoubaby #stayswithme
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by Booboobear💗🥺 November 23, 2019
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He is the best boyfriend or friend anyone could ever have.
Girl 1: Diego is your boyfriend???
Girl 2: yeah. He's awesome!!!
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a member of the male gender that thinks he is more important than he is. He pretends to be conceited, but is fully aware of his fakery. He puts on a facade, but he can be quite deep and have meaningful conversations if you sit down with him. He annoys easily, but is almost always up for a laugh and a good debate of ethical questions.
Girl 1: God, he is such a Diego!
Girl 2: Yeah, he has interesting ideas to share.
Girl 1: But he's sooo arrogant!
Girl 2: That's true, he can be. And he knows it, but he can also be nice.
by theangstyone March 10, 2015
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(v.) the act of sodomizing an unsuspecting homosexual negroid; often results in the contraction of AIDS. When diegoing, the perpetrator lures in a pack of niggers with a bucket of fresh KFC. As the apes feast on the chicken, he thoroughly inspects them, searching for the one with the largest, most African elephant dick.

Although penises with piercings and other tribal deformities are preferred, the largest cock will suffice for diegoing. Once a suitable porch monkey is selected, he will coerce the creature with pictures of female apes. As the negroid achieves a massive erection, the diegoer will sneak up and position his well greased anus above the shaft.

In one swift motion, the perpetrator impales his ass on the cock and rides it like a cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, eventually causing the negroid to ejaculate. In the final step of diegoing, the sick fuck will proceed to collect the semen and pour it over fresh bean tacos, as he is usually Mexican or some corrupt variant. As he eats the tacos, the diegoer smiles with joy, contemplating his next victim.
Diego: My asshole is feeling really tight, you wanna go diego tonight?

Jared: Sure! I'd love to go, although I call dibs on your freshly made semen-covered tacos, I'm too much of a curly headed fucking jew to pay for Taco Bell! Did I mention I'm gay?
by Von Cockenstein January 3, 2011
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