Star of Deception

Famous star located in the Milky Way Galaxy exactly 420 degrees left from the Big Dipper. To be able to see the star you must first input up, down, up, down, left, right, jump, left crouch, down, up, EXACTLY at 23:45 and you must do all those inputs within 6 frames. Afterwards you wait 9 days and at the exact same location you input, down, down, jump, and you will see a cutscene, (Spoilers) then look up and you will see a bright shiny star and unlocked the achievement called "Deceived".

*Do you see that star over there*
"Where"
*Its right there in that corner*
"Where"
*Points at nothing*
"What"
*Thats the star of deception"

by 私肉 May 8, 2023

defecation altercation

Essentially, a "shit fight". A defecation altercation is an expression of extreme anger and frustration. Occasionally, it may be synonymous with "shit fit", or the throwing of feces.

That's it, we're gonna' have a defecation altercation. Betch.

by anonyfawks August 5, 2010

deduction

A physical or personal/social characteristic which necessitates a loss of points on the physical/social attractiveness scale (as figure skaters receive deductions for errors in their routines)

Super butt and danced it off, but talked about herself all night and hasn't brushed her teeth in a week--major deductions.

by Dr. Foo February 20, 2009

THE EMBRYONIC MANIFESTATIONS OF DEFECATION

That intestinal rumbling that occurs at the most inopportune of times, and is unequivocally indicative of a loaf brewing inside your intestinal tract.

While driving down the interstate, there was no obvious reason to take a pit stop; however, after approaching the sign that read "Next Service Area - 24 miles," then the onset of intestinal distress occurred, as I passed the sign.
I clenched my ass cheeks as tightly together as my gluteal muscles would permit, rolled down the windows, turned off the heater and radio, and asked all occupants to "shut the fuck up" until these embryonic manifestations of defecation subsided. Unfortunately, this didn't happen, as I unleashed with a rectal fury and shit my drawers!

by weave December 9, 2003

desication/desification

origination in the term 'desi'- a colloquial descriptive of a person from india, the desh, the motherland,

desication/desification refers to the progressive acquisition of indian cultural traits by non-indians and especially white people.

this indianising of an individual or a culture is exemplified when a person becomes adept at eating with their hands (and intensifies when they can eat rice with their hands), when their spice tolerance levels reach impressive levels (impressive even to desis), when they know and can recount the names of various dishes and the different spice combinations in each and finally concretises when a movie scene with dancing in the rain invokes the use of the fast forward button.
"joans desication/desification is almost complete. she knows how to eat rice with her hands and she can eat spicy food now"

by evolvepast8 January 25, 2010

weapons of mass deception

An item created to fool people into believing something.

The dossier on Iraq was a weapon of mass deception.

by George W. Bush July 9, 2003

Immaculate Defecation

Where one voids his or her bowels, only to find, by wiping one's anus, that no evidence of the event remains. Not as rare as immaculate conception, but still magical.

Cletus found, after taking a huge shit, that his first wipe was completely clean. "Hallelujah!" He exlaimed, "Immaculate defecation!"

by puppy hugger February 7, 2009