derp 

derp is just a funny noise that can be used to replace pretty much any word.

"Oh man, what a derp."

"I totally derped it on Tuesday."

derp by Jimy March 30, 2005

Derp 

Verb-(To Derp, Derping, Derp)

To smoke a grand amount of pot, enough to fuck you up.

Dude I was derping so hard yesterday, I almost put Ramen Noodles in the oven with my dick!

Tryna derp?

Derp by Kaufdaman August 8, 2010

Derp 

Something your annoying friend says after you've typed something really long and important that she doesn't bother to read.

Chelsea is so damn annoying, she won't stop saying derp to me.

Derp by Mysterious Mustached Wizard July 13, 2012

derp 

Derp... is an acronym for
D.Don't
E.Ever
R.Rape
P.Pigs

farmer: HEY!! WHAT DO U THINK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY PIGS!!
child: I'm raping them
farmer: STOP! THIS FARM BELIEVES IN DERP

derp by daxtonizawesome September 11, 2011

Derp 

The state of being cross-eyed and generally looking stupid, possibly with some showing of teeth for effect. Being derp can be voluntary or involuntary

You would be derp if you lost your retainer, were perplexed by something etc.

Derp by Daraghderp November 16, 2010

Derp 

If you have to ask you'll never know. (:

Shelley: "Oh my god you're such a derp"
Micheal: "What's a derp?"
Shelley: "Are you shitting me?"

Derp by NOT a derp August 7, 2010

Derp 

Universal word that can mean anything.

"That was derping awesome"

"Teach me how to derp, teach me-teach me how to derp"

"Go derp yourself you derping piece of derp!"

"Derp you!!"

Derp by JvMarsh November 20, 2011