DDD: Designated Drunk Driver

When one friend in a group who is the designated driver for the night, continually manages to get drunk whenever it is their turn

Kid 1: Who is DD tonight?

Kid 2: Ramos

Kid 1: Ramos? Damn, I better hold back tonight. That kid always becomes a DDD: Designated Drunk Driver

by MikeyJoy January 13, 2008

ddd free

ddd free means drug, disease and drama free as in relationships.

SBF seeks ddd free SBM. No drugs(drug use), no disease(STD), no drama as in trouble making.

by Buddy's Mom February 14, 2009

ddd cups

Too big for rap guys. They will refer to dd cups or double ds, but in stripping terms this is money.

I have ddd cups, they bring in the money.

by sea monster November 21, 2007

DDD'd

When you get eliminated from a competition.. for example EAW's Grand Rampage in less then 10 seconds.

Mr.DEDEDE steps into the ring.. AND HE'S ELIMINATED BY DIAMOND CAGE WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!!!! MR.DEDEDE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED IN LESS THEN 10 SECONDS... BAHHHH GAWD

Matt Ryder gets DDD'd a few minutes later.

by Hero Hawk April 27, 2013

DDD Planet Of Ape

The act of launching your spouse through the roof of your home landing her in the bed of your 85 Chevy shiane and proceeding to rail the living shit out of her.

I was diving by your house yesterday and saw your parents preforming ddd planet of ape.

by Uncle Doug butter June 4, 2022

DDD (Destroy Dishwasher December)

The month following NNN (No Nut November) where you destroy the nearest female to let out the pent up sexual desires of No Nut November.

BTW this is bad.

Female: Well done on completing No Nut November!

Male: Yup, now it's time for DDD (Destroy Dishwasher December).

by revolter69 November 1, 2019

DDD (Day Drunk Driver)

When you have been day drinking all day and pass out in the afternoon, but then by early evening you want to go out again with your friends. Then you need a DDD to get you there. The DDD is like a pre-DD.

Zack: I can drive tonight! I'm not really gonna drink much. I got to day drink!
Mary Ann: No Zack... You've been day drinking all day. I'm not gonna drink tonight either. Let me be the DDD (Day Drunk Driver) tonight and I'll drive your day drunk ass around.

Zack: OK cool! I would 100% get a DUI right now even though I haven't drank since 2 this afternoon. For real!

by Maryawerden November 14, 2012