Hot damp cunt

A moist, temperate vagina not worthy of such lustrous terms.
Commonly used to describe whoring nether-regions or to offend the general populous.
1. *To the Big Bang Theory theme song*

The whole universe is in a hot damp cunt.

2. Say Dave, that's one hot damp cunt you've got there.
by Batty circus seal August 19, 2009
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damp paper towels

a type of japanese food. looks like green spam ( a bit like spinache)
'my god what can i have for dinner?'

'lord almighty! have some damp paper towel! its all the rage man!'

'dude! fuck yeah!'
by batman March 19, 2005
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Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar

A Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar refers to a girl with red hair.

If a house has a rusty roof, it is common for the cellar to be wet or damp. In extreme cases the cellar can be flooded, or if the damp course has been affected, Mildew can be found. Hence, if a girl has a head of red hair, it is assumed that her genitalia will be marginally moist at the least.

To summarise, the following phrases mean that someone has seen a girl / woman (usually that they find attractive)

Rusty roof, damp cellar,

Rusty roof, flooded cellar,

Rusty roof, mildew cellar.

damp - attractive
flooded - stunning
mildew - just a stone cold hottie.
Hey John, you see that girl over there?

yeah? the cute one with the rusty roof, damp cellar?

uh-huh, i reckon mildew cellar for sure, the damp course is totally shagged - thats got my name written all over it!
by bashatonic August 20, 2012
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my face is slightly damp

An expression used as a joke, used when one feels it would be too lame to be sad, so this useful phrase can be used.

Also used in responce to an insult in a sarcastic manner. As if meaning, (sarcasticly) 'i'm so scared.'
You smell.
- ohhh... my face is slightly damp
by RocknRollQueen May 24, 2006
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Damp Dog

the classical mad doggo. Backstory: Oliver and Company, when the cat tricks the dog he gets *damp*
*teacher gets mad*
oliver sees the teacher and runs.
suddenly the teacher is damp dog
by Vadibadummister June 29, 2020
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alabama damp towel

When you fuck your dead mother’s corpse while a rooster watches. The act is complete when the rooster crows.
The way Clyde the rooster looked at me while I was performing an Alabama damp towel on my dead mom in that barn made me feel ashamed. But the way he crowed after I ejaculated made me feel proud. Now I just need to figure out where to bury her body.
by Constance Lingus February 14, 2022
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Silent Damp

A YouTuber with 1,000 subscribers who makes grounded videos out of the cancerous TV show character named Caillou.
“Silent Damp is the worst user ever” - Jon Videogeek

“I hope Silent Damp gets terminated for getting me terminated!” - Stephan The Animator

“Silent Damp’s videos are amazing!” - Ashtonimations

“I love you my video about you” - Your Angelica

“AWWW HELL NO YOUR ANSLUTTICA!” - JakeAnimations
by SilentDamp 😉 May 20, 2018
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