Daft cow

Daft cow is a british slang meaning idiot

Oh no luv that kid over there is such a daft cow.

by Rich bum November 09, 2019

daft cow

Another term for an Aspen.

Jeez Aspen, why are you being such a daft cow?

by Ezsetthane November 23, 2016

daft cunt

when the music you listen to is kinda horny....

Louisa: So, Johnny you want to listen to One Direction?

Johnny: Nah, I prefer daft cunt instead of that gay trash

by Ri5004 November 29, 2016

Daft Egg

A daft egg is an individual who does something stupid or laughable and is kindly and affectionately laughed at by their friends.

Friend 1: "Did you hear, he fell down a toilet?"
Friend 2: "No, that is so funny"
Daft Egg: "Yeah, it was pretty funny"
Friend 2: "You are such a daft egg"

by Mashyyylalala April 24, 2011

Daft lad

silly boy

Thou art a daft lad.

by xhiexhie June 19, 2016

Daft punk

Peak

Daft punk is peak

by France#1986 November 29, 2022

As Daft as a Brit

Coming from the longer version "As Daft as a British National". As daft as a brit is a common phrase used to describe someone who is a total idiot. Someone who is so unintellectual that they couldn't be trusted to tie their own shoelaces properly.

That guy is as daft as a Brit

by The Smart Ass June 21, 2015