gold dicker

A man who uses his sexuality to obtain wealth, luxury, money or anything that can upgrade his lifestyle. The male version of a gold digger.

That gold dicker Tom Arnold sure got a lot sure got a lot of money from Roseann when they got divorced.

by Taekwondoka June 19, 2014

Dickery

The action of doing something that will make you look like a dick, or be seen as a dick.

Jack performed an act of dickery yesterday, when he shoved that girl's face into the cake.

by Tri Force95 April 27, 2010

Double Decker Eiffel Tower

A spin-off of the sexual position Eiffel Tower. It is performed with two guys and two girls. The girls 69 in the middle, while each guy takes one from the back. They then High five over the two girls to make an Eiffel Tower shape.

Yo jack, what was that where the two girls were 69ing and we were each doin one?

That was a double decker Eiffel Tower, chad.

Oh. Sweeeeet.

by Youeatmonkeys November 14, 2010

krysta decker

The most beautiful, amazing, perfect girl you will ever meet. She will keep you up at night just thinking about her. She will be your first, and your last thought every single day. From the first glance you will fall for this girl, with her perfect personality, perfect eyes, perfect smile, perfect everything! She will make you fall madly in love with her, and you are going to wish she is your wife, even before you know all about her.

Damn, Krysta Decker is so perfect!!!

Krysta Decker is one day gonna be my wife!!!

by Wazowski_Pola June 1, 2017

Dickery

When playing a game in such a way as to piss off anyone who is playing with you or against you. To turn being a dick into a viable way of playing a game. It is only dickery if they are aware of what they are doing or when they smile as they do it.

"Quit doing the same move over and over again that is just pure dickery."

"Haha, look at the dickery I just pulled on this guy."

by BryanCL April 30, 2008

Upper Decker

The act of shitting into the tank (or upper portion) of a toilet. Done as a prank, it results in at least four foul flushes (also known as a "3-F qualifier") afterwards.

"Man, I'm gonna fucking puke."

"Dude, how come?"

"Man, someone dropped an upper decker in the toilet, and the water splashed my ass and sack."

"Dude, that sucks."

"Man, I think I got a piece of corn stuck to my sack!"

by papamikedelta October 24, 2009

top decker

A party trick
The trickster takes a dump in the cistern of the host's toilet, resulting in rusty water for months unless the offending turd is fished out and flushed away.

I went to that bastards party the other day, drank his beer, fucked his girlfriend and left him a top decker for the morning.

by Squealpiggy September 18, 2005