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Cumcaine

Coccaine snorted off of the tip of male genetelia. Typically very addictive, and expensive. Tastes a bit like avocado.
John notices spots of cumcaine on the floor, they probably overdosed on the stuff
by mytesticlesburnlikethesun April 26, 2024
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Mexican Cumcake

The act of cumming in a frying pan and eating
by koolterrorist May 12, 2023
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Jittcuzzi Tub of Cumception

A man loads his semen into the jacuzzi jets before turning on the tub. The next unassuming woman to take a relaxing bath will be bombarded with the man’s jitt (hense jittcuzzi). The sloor may later becum pregnant from the jacuzzi jets firing the jizz into her cooch, like that of a cannonball shooting out of a cannon.

Disclaimer: Not recommended in Alabama
Caitlin Jenner: Took a nice bubble bath in my neighbor’s hot tub last night. It was hella relaxing.

Pimp: Bitch, hope you wasn’t in a Jittcuzzi Tub of Cumception. Them shits will get you preg af. Worst thing is, if you is in Alabamer, they gon’ make you keep the baby. Unless you wanna go to jail and get pounded by Sandusky type mofos and shit like that.
by Stoney69 May 16, 2019
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