shane crump

the former bassist of the band Alesana
he left the band to be with his girlfriend sometime in july 2008

aww man! why did shane crump have to leave alesana! he was amazing!

by AllTimeLoeHoe July 17, 2008

crump rape

When a person gets up in your face while in a crumping battle, almost as if they're raping you.

"Dude, he crump raped her on the dance floor last night."

There is a visual example of this in the movie bring it on: all or nothing.

by rakheesroad January 3, 2010

J-crump

To take a crap.

Hey Cameron, I just took a huge J-crump. Come check it out.

by Cody_Carnage February 17, 2009

crumping babes

babes that are crumping a form of ghetto dance

"I want a golden tooth, I want CRUMPING BABES! I want more bling that you can shake a pheasant at!"

by Siren-x September 11, 2008

CRUMP A DUMP

A saying created by random. It's an adjective that means: too awesome to conjure a real word to describe it.

*lauren plays game...*

casssie:DUDE! did that just say CRUMP A DUMP?

lauren:....no stupid, Crump A Bomb

cassie: that is so CRUMP A DUMP!!!-glee-

by CRUMP A DUMP [cassie] April 9, 2007

Rusty Crump

R. Crump - new age term used for a shitty anus... Enjoy

I got a rusty Crump!!!!!!!!!

by CrumpFiend August 15, 2009

Dump n crump

When you have to poop in public but the toilet seat is beyond filthy so you have to crap so bad you resort to hovering above the seat in a "crumping" position. This usually results in splashing of water on the anus and/or left over fecal matter between the cheeks.

Yo Mike, I had to take a poo at work but someone pissed all over the seat so I had to do a dump n crump.

by PooLoversRUs November 28, 2010