The Craig

Step #1- Find a married guy with a wife
Step #2- Seduce him (fuck his brains out) and make him divorce his wife
Step #3- Marry him
Step #4- Call him Gay and divorce him
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Extra points if you can take half of what he owns.

I can't believe mark divorced his wife only to get the craig in the end.

by Cannonbomb10 January 16, 2019

Craig

Occasionally a wizard, sometimes a talk show host.

“That guy is such a Slap Craig”

by werdna313 June 14, 2022

craigful

the feeling of being strong or muscular.

i did 500 push up today so i am feeling very craigful

by Lil mango man July 7, 2021

Craig

Adjective: A man usually with long sideburns, broad shoulders and a powerful walk!

"That guy is well Craig-like! Look at his side-burns!"

by xweirdsciencex March 9, 2009

Craig

Craig is the sexy character from South Park. He is most known for flipping people off and getting in trouble. Secretly, Craig is a cross-dresser, and he is in love with Tweek!

"Woah man, tht Craig is a FREAKING genius. An idea... MACHINE"

by 234oo February 15, 2006

Craig

Key part of a phrase used by one married or otherwise involved person to ascertain the willingness of another such person to engage in extramarital affairs. Answering this question in the affirmative generally indicates not only a willingness to fool around, but also a sexual desire for the person posing the question.

This question can be readily posed to someone in most situations.

The use of “Craig” is an allusion to craigslist where these relationships are sought on a regular basis.

This is similar to the infamous “do you know Dorothy” question posed when attempting to ascertain one’s status as hetro- or homo-sexual.

M1: "Do you know Craig?"
M2: "Yes, I've known him from time to time."
M1: "Great! We should go to lunch with Craig."
M2: "That would be perfect."

by Playa411 January 28, 2008

Craig

Craig's are usually lazy, and addicted to football. They love food, and sleep, and lazing around on the sofa all day long.

What are you doing today?

Craig: I'm gonna take a nap then watch the football

Shock...

by ABRibena October 28, 2014