Step #1- Find a married guy with a wife
Step #2- Seduce him (fuck his brains out) and make him divorce his wife
Step #3- Marry him
Step #4- Call him Gay and divorce him
*****
Extra points if you can take half of what he owns.
Step #2- Seduce him (fuck his brains out) and make him divorce his wife
Step #3- Marry him
Step #4- Call him Gay and divorce him
*****
Extra points if you can take half of what he owns.
by Cannonbomb10 January 16, 2019
"Do you have any pets?"
"Not for long. Heather is going to craig the fish tank. It'll be gone in a hour."
"Not for long. Heather is going to craig the fish tank. It'll be gone in a hour."
by kingferdinand May 04, 2010
by Lil mango man July 07, 2021
a craig is a builder name so you can use it when you've done something like lifting a heavy weight.
( Like ur mom)
( Like ur mom)
by Lil mango man July 01, 2021
by xweirdsciencex March 09, 2009
Craig is the sexy character from South Park. He is most known for flipping people off and getting in trouble. Secretly, Craig is a cross-dresser, and he is in love with Tweek!
by 234oo February 15, 2006
Key part of a phrase used by one married or otherwise involved person to ascertain the willingness of another such person to engage in extramarital affairs. Answering this question in the affirmative generally indicates not only a willingness to fool around, but also a sexual desire for the person posing the question.
This question can be readily posed to someone in most situations.
The use of “Craig” is an allusion to craigslist where these relationships are sought on a regular basis.
This is similar to the infamous “do you know Dorothy” question posed when attempting to ascertain one’s status as hetro- or homo-sexual.
This question can be readily posed to someone in most situations.
The use of “Craig” is an allusion to craigslist where these relationships are sought on a regular basis.
This is similar to the infamous “do you know Dorothy” question posed when attempting to ascertain one’s status as hetro- or homo-sexual.
M1: "Do you know Craig?"
M2: "Yes, I've known him from time to time."
M1: "Great! We should go to lunch with Craig."
M2: "That would be perfect."
M2: "Yes, I've known him from time to time."
M1: "Great! We should go to lunch with Craig."
M2: "That would be perfect."
by Playa411 January 28, 2008