Coran

Some people say that Coran is indescribable but I'm going to try. Coran gives the best hugs in the world and has a soft, beautiful smile. Coran apologises too much and his sense of humour is kind of fucked but his laugh is always contagious so no matter what awful joke he makes, he always gets a laugh out of someone. He is always someone's reason to smile. Coran makes people happy regardless of the shit he has been through. If you have a Coran in your life, you should fight as hard as possible to keep them in your life romantically or platonically because Coran is an amazing friend and even better person to fall in love with.

Georgie: Damn I love Coran, he's so awesome and hopefully forgiving <3

Coran: You know who I love? Your mother. Xx

by LordGeorgie April 5, 2022

ass coral

genetically identical parasitic human polyps that form on the rectum of higher-level influential government personnel.

Man, Peck's IT group is blooming so much ass coral that she appears to weigh over 300 pounds.

by vlakas February 11, 2009

Brandt & Cora

Goes from innocent to sexual to oh-my-god-make-it-stop. Will fizzle out eventually but everyone will still feel awkward around the two of them. Forever.

Check it out, they're pulling a Brandt & Cora.

Yeah...let's turn around before they see us.

by SharkBoy69 July 9, 2016

Bruno Carvalho

Has a tiny penis, portuguese,gets no girls,has tattoos,is probably gay

Bruno Carvalho has a tiny penis.

by Anonymcoolguy November 12, 2018

Golden Coral

A popular restaurant with the geriatric crowd because of the denture friendly buffet selection. It is also the prefered habitat of the ass flu virus. Extreme caution should be taken when eating there, unless you have a colonoscopy coming up.

Dude, I got talked into going to Golden Coral at lunch. Now I'm felling scule. Before too long I'll have a raging case of the ass flu.

by Matt Simmons October 17, 2006

Cora

Cora is a sexy beast! She has Those brown eyes that you can stare at forever. Her body is perfection and anybody can agree. Cora has so much confidence and is a fierce Tiger. She can also have humor. In bed she can make you scream so hard because you can't handle her. She'll make your body rock and shake. You'll love the fact that a Cora can have fun. Don't get on her bad side though because She'll make you wish You weren't on it.

Guy1: Hey damn did you see Cora today? Hmm She's so Fine!

Guy2: She has an amazing Body! Givin me a boner!

Girl1: Cora was looking perfect today!

Girl2: She has Beautiful Long hair! She's like a freaking goddess! Fucking jealous.

by StayGoldForever June 4, 2013

Corvallis

College town(OSU Beavers-Orange/Black), 45 min from the coast, 2 hrs from Portland, between Salem and Eugene, a "safe environment to raise children." Filled with mostly old people in the summer and college kids during the school year. Its a chill place, a hippy town, home of CHS and CVHS (CHS=bands, stoners, drugs, kids actually good at sports, great theater program, originality. CVHS=kids whose parents buy them out of their problems, big new birthday cars, bitches, drugs, hollister/abercrombie, school in the middle of nowhere.). You can safely assume that 90% of all the adults in town either work at OSU or HP. Corvallis is also the home of two Beanerys, two American Dreams, a beautiful riverfront along the polluted Willamette river, Bald Hill, the Benton County Fair, Oddfellows-hall, Interzone, Soup shop, bike shops, art stuck/painted on every other downtown building, mexican drug raids, and the many new boutique stores that keep popping up everywhere that no one in Corvallis can afford to shop at. Except CVHS kids.

Corvallis' weather is nothing to brag about. It hardly ever snows, and when it does and schools get a day off, students have to make days up on other holidays like Presidents day. It rains alot. At the same time it's usually sunny. You can say you're from Corvallis when you've had pouring down rain in half your back yard and sun in the other half. Durring the summer it can get very hot. Thats when it's time to escape to the coast.

Corvallis can safely say it's the only town out there that is lucky enough to host Davinci Days. The few days durring the summer when the hippies get to do their thing while street performers, bands, and kenetic sculptures roam the downtown.

Corvallis inhabitant walking down campus, sees friend: heyyy hannah! wanna hang out later? Lets head to American Dream and catch an artsy movie at the darkside.

Portlander watching from pita pit: WTF how does everyone know everyone in this frikkin town?!?

by getdancy_yo December 25, 2008