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makeshift confetti shower

The act of placing confetti on a ceiling fan blade's, then spinning the fan (or turning it on). The fan will throw the confetti all around the room.
Person A: Why is the room a mess?
Person B: Because I did a makeshift confetti shower.
by ChameleonDragon May 27, 2019
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Meat Confetti

When someone throws bacon bits at you in celebration of a special day, like Kwanzaa or Easter.
John was not expecting anything for his birthday, but starting it off with meat confetti really changed his mood.
by BabaYaga'sFluidDispenser August 4, 2020
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Confetti Shower

The sexual act involving someone deepthroating her/his partner until the urge to vomit.
As the person vomits, he/she retains the lumps (or vomit bits) by grinding his/her teeth.
Meanwhile, the partner gets ready to cum.
As the guy finally cums on the person's face, the person will spit the lumps in the air over the just relieved man who celebrates his load, like a shower of confetti.
- Yo, Jared, I heard you and your girl did something real nasty!
- You bet bro, we performed the perfect confetti shower. I really think she's the One.
by LeSaigneurDesAnu$$$ October 5, 2020
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Confetti Cannon

When you cum in a girl's ass and she farts it back onto you face.
Kelton: Yoooo Kelly totally gave me a confetti cannon last night!
Karthik: No fuckin way bro, I love farts laced in cum!
by Kelton Williams September 25, 2016
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sweaty yeti confetti

Your woman has a train run on her. Put your face about 6 inches away from her crotch. Take a bellows, insert the end into her vagina/ass and pump until the air pressure blows the jizz from all the other guys across your face.
I got thirsty last night, so I had Betty roll over so I could get a mouthful of that sweaty yeti confetti.
by Betty Confetti February 7, 2018
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Atomic Confetti

The act of a man inserting a tampon into his rectum while he has a sick stomach and asking his partner to pull the string of the tampon out making a surprise explosion of diarrhea confetti!
“I heard our neighbors wife screaming last night. Turns out Joel pulled the good old Atomic Confetti trick on her!”
by katvond16 September 29, 2021
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polish confetti

The act of filling a condom with poop and cum, then attaching it to a ceiling fan and let tin’ it fly.
by Flabaristic October 19, 2021
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