Clyde

Mercenary

Clyde is a mercenary who's skilled in armed forces

by Shane Alfred April 9, 2022

Clyde

The most awesome and amazing guy you'll ever meet he is instantly friends with anyone who looks at him. Amazing in bed

Person 1: Wow look over there!

Person 2: He's such a Clyde!

by Hottie 876 November 7, 2020

Clyde

Clyde is a lazy guy who only ever thinks about girls. He's smart but doesn't put effort into his work so he's always failing. He keeps flirting with girls even after they reject him and tell him to leave them alone. Clyde says very cringy things like pickup lines constantly. A Clyde hates negativity.

"He keeps flirting with her but she has a boyfriend"

"That's Clyde for you."

by NeoCityNonsense November 23, 2021

clyde

clyde is the n-word god of dicord he was a hero and was the best trap of birdies discord server he is also the best big boy
why? because he likes jojo's jevil porn anf being the best trap in the universe

clyde is not a fucking idiot

by redthefuckingidiot December 17, 2018

Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?

Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!

by anonymous October 17, 2021

Clyde

The green frog from South Park who has balls

Woah did u see clydes balls?!

Ya I told him to suck mine!

by ugggggggghhhh February 18, 2017

Clyded

The act of being the receiving end of a southern gang bang.
Typically the gang bang is occupied by 1 or more Clydes, however that part is not necessary for you to be Clyded.

Kathy just got Clyded in the denny's parking lot!

by Clyde69Denny'sParkingLot September 17, 2019