Carpet crunchers

Toes that are immensely bigger than the average human's fingers and are able to claw their way into your carpet, through your floor, gripping your house foundation, hence the name carpet crunchers.

Extra 1: BE QUIET DON'T YOU HAVE TWO CARPET CRUNCHERS 3000??
Extra 2: HOW BOUT YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE OR THEYRE GONNA BECOME HUMAN CRUNCHERS

by I eat your toes for breakfast May 8, 2023

tongue clickers

Africans lol

“I hate those tongue clickers over there!”

by alastor_asshole May 15, 2023

California Clencher

A contest where 2 people put as many dildos between their cheeks as possible, and clench as hard as humanly possible until their ass starts cramping up to the point where blood starts pouring out of your ass hole.

"After I tried the California clencher I couldn't sit down for weeks"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

co-mingling cliches

combining words used in more than one cliche

I'm not a rocket surgeon, you know. That was just a blip in the road. He likes co-mingling cliches.

by selmorides April 27, 2010

Himalayan Taco Clencher

When your significant other farts in your pussy.

My boyfriend gave me a Himalayan Taco Clencher and it smelled like strawberries.

by KenAFish27 November 11, 2021

Cock ass clenches

Put a 10kg bumble on cock and clench asshole to get a more defined dick.

I just did some cock ass clenches

by Ahh daddy 9000 September 20, 2021