clippy

he is awesome

someone: clippy is BAD me: no he aint you dumbass

by mallo's dictionary October 18, 2022

climp

When a person named Clint is a "simp", but in general, is a funny, well liked guy. A Climp is sometimes argumentative, and quite often antagonistic, but because of the "special" nature of a Climp, is overlooked. Nobody would ever attack a Climp, due to the frail emotional/physical nature of Climps in general.

"Look Brian, don't be so serious, Climp's harmless and means well, but we all know he's "special"."

by Wondurrboy August 25, 2023

climpuright

A noncy/pedophilic man that solely likes to piss on playgrounds with kids around.

"Ew, thats a climpuright"

by I love big men October 23, 2023

Clippy

Term for someone who paperclips. In short, they only come around when they need help or want something.

E.g. Paperclipping involves a past dating partner or ex who suddenly reappears out of nowhere. This action sometimes involves orbiting, as they want to keep you on the back burner. An ex might reach out to offer help or see how your family is doing, etc.

Jane: Hey, John. Long time no see. Can we meet up to talk?
John: Why?
Jane: My car just got totalled and I was wondering if you could help me find a new one...
John: Fuck off, clippy

by Zombiegag166 February 15, 2024

Crimpy

The combination of cringy and creepy

The actor’s performance was so crimpy, it gave me nightmares!

by Acid_Witch March 11, 2024

Climping

The art of masturbation while both your testicles are clamped with a car battery negative clamp and positive clamp in hopes it “sparks” more feeling in the climax

The other day I tried climping it felt amazing.

by YogurtDaddy123 March 22, 2024

Clippy Army

A faction of kids on YouTube who believe that changing their profile pictures to Clippy from Microsoft Office Assistant will somehow convince the YT staff to get rid of the site's new AI age verification feature.
What the Clippy Army fails to understand is that YT is simply adapting to the Online Safety Acts being proposed or passed in several countries, and if they want this (universally despised) feature to be removed, they'll have to speak to governments, not to YouTube.
But that's the thing. Most of these guys are too young to vote anyway.

The rallying cry of the Clippy Army is that as much as Clippy was despised, he "only wanted to help, and he never stole your data." Yeah, tell that to a giant corporation and they'll just laugh at you. A government would laugh even more.

by Haywood Jablowme Ben Dover September 21, 2025