hot dick 'n cider

hot dick inside her; sexual intercourse

man, i think that hot drunk bitch is looking for a cup of hot dick 'n cider

by Sandy Mangina December 29, 2006

Spider cider

dumbass spammer,idiot.

see,retard spider will spam his website all day.

by kidkool February 4, 2004

Midwestern Hilter Apple Cider 360 Surprise

The act of time traveling to the year Hitler was born wearing a tuxedo that is too small. You then must kidnap baby Hitler and raise him as your own son. After years of caring for the child, you develop an attachment to him. You love your son, Hitler. On Hitler's 9th Birthday you get him an indigo blender. You convince Hitler to make apple cider using only green apples. While Hitler is blending the green apples you take his head and shove it into the blender, killing him slowly. Take the blender and time travel back to present time and fly to Minnesota. Walk into McDonald's with a tv you bought from across the street, and drink the apple cider while watching Family Feud.

Midwestern Hilter Apple Cider 360 Surprise

by RonRonson69 January 18, 2020

Snapple® Cider

Combining vodka and Snapple® Apple Juice Drink together, and passing it off as homemade apple cider.

Not to be confused with Snapple® Cider Vinegar.

Unlike regular apple cider, you get twice the kick and half the hangover when you drink Snapple® Cider.

Brah: "Hey Man, you try that new apple cider in the cans?"
Bruh: "Nah dude, I save my money by buying Snapple® Apple Juice Drink and some Silent Prince Vodka, and just mixing them together."
Brah: "So it's basically a Snapple® Cider, then?"

by friggsy August 27, 2019

apple cider hole

Apple Cider Hole is another word for pussy

Damn I need to get some Apple Cider Hole

by Dr. _Teeth August 1, 2017

Salty Cider

A Salty Cider is performed the morning after a night of copious cider drinking. Upon waking you find either your partner or nearest willing recipient and proceed to fill their mouth with your steaming, warm, cider urine.

The morning after a furious cider keger, Jill wanted nothing more than to give Jack a Salty Cider.

by Whisky Beard October 12, 2019

apple cider

your best friend's crush's cum.

"Just tell him you want to make apple cider sometime."

by peepeepoopeoopppo October 19, 2019