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Chocolate frog

When someone vigorously sticks two fingers up there friends anus or arse hole. Originally from pontefract
“Mate I dare you to chocolate frog Dave”

“Fuck of chocolate frogging me”
by Allleedsarewe69 May 12, 2019
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gamble chocolates

A term that desribes assorted chocolates. One takes a gamble when they take a random piece (a gamble chocolate) from a box of assorted chocolates because the candy could be either delicious or disgusting. The term also serves as an alternative to "assorted chocolates".

Etymology: The term is used in comedian Jim Gaffigan's bit about Valentine's day.
I tried a piece from the box of gamble chocolates I got for Valentine's Day. I don't know why I even bother with these because every one tastes like it was filled with toothpaste.
by improviduto April 9, 2006
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chocolate berg

A large turd of such size and girth that a small portion at least pokes itself out above the level of the toilet water-line. In this sense, the crap is like an ice-berg in that roughly 2/3 of it floats below the water-line.
Man, I was hurtin' after stuffing my face at Thanksgiving but all is well now that I've floated a chocolate berg.
by Chief I January 15, 2008
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Chocolate Leg

One's weaker foot (in football).
Robin Van Persie: "It's always nice to score one with your chocolate leg"
by Pato_88 February 9, 2009
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Eat the Chocolate

Means to release yourself of your burdens and enjoy simple pleasures and simblissity.
Don't wait for your life to be perfectly realigned, go ahead and eat the chocolate...NOW!

Now is now. Yesterday was a was. Tomorrow is something we can plan for and it may never come. So if the desire is to do something today, don't wait, Eat the Chocolate!
by suzgirl October 19, 2016
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Big Chocolate

A male who will not stop trying to impress females by trying to act like a 'big shot'. Calling someone a 'Big Chocolate' is satirical in nature; Ladies love chocolate, so this person (metaphorically speaking) will constantly portray themselves as a 'big chocolate' in hopes to get the girl to love them too or lure them in.
Antonio sure is acting like a Big Chocolate again. He has already taken 4 pictures of himself at the gym and posted them on facebook.
by DebacleENT April 12, 2013
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chocolate starfish

A chocolate starfish refers to the appearance of the butthole. When the buttocks are spread out the anus looks like a Chocolate Starfish.
Obviously she's never bleached her Chocolate Starfish
by Jedeasy April 9, 2017
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