Chipotle Run

The streaks left on your undergarments and the shits after a nights run with friends to your local Chipotle.

I had the Chipotle runs this morning after hitting it up lastnight after the bar.

by Darth Raw October 30, 2014

chipotle castle

What is left in the toilet after eating a hot chipotle based meal the night before, it resembles a sandcastle and has its own moat.

I will not be coming into work today, I created my own Chipotle Castle and cannot leave the house.

by Johnny Green October 26, 2015

Chipotle

A counter-service restaurant chain serving Mexican cuisine with a name mispronounced by clueless housewives (as chi-POL-tay); it's known for burritos filled with undercooked chicken, lettuce tainted with e-coli, and overpriced guacamole.

Hey Brenda, do you want to go to Chipolte for lunch? No thanks, Debbie...last time I ate at Chipotle, I had to miss two days of work.

by Dr_Evil44 June 5, 2018

Chipotle Bathroom Party

When one person feels the immediate effects of a Chipotle burrito and rushes to the bathroom forgetting to lock the door. Many other people feel the same thing and enter the bathroom with him.

Jackson: Oh no. (Runs to the bathroom)
Hunter: Oh no. (Follows Jackson to the bathroom)
Hunter (bursting in the bathroom door): sorry man. We’re going to have to have a Chipotle Bathroom Party.

(Both men crouch over toilet)

by Poopassjackson April 7, 2019

Chipotle God

A person who eats Chipotle every day, and loves and dies by Chipotle.

“Wow, he’s eating Chipotle again?”
“Yeah, what do you expect? That’s the Chipotle God!”

by SceneAmatiX September 3, 2019

Chipotle

Gurgling in your ass

“What’s wrong” ask brad “ I just ate chipotle and now there is a Gurgling in my ass” said Steve

by Smelly potato October 10, 2019

Chipotle Panties

After you shit out your chipotle, instead of wiping grab some panties and wear them. Once your chipotle shit is on the panties, go out into public and ask someone if they want to wear your wife/love's panties on their face. Once they have it on you say "Oh shit that's the wrong panties." "I wore those panties before I wiped the Chipotle off of my ass."

I gave my friend Chipotle Panties the other night when he was drunk.

by Wolfman167 December 28, 2020