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alabaster banana chamois

1)autoerotic dry wipe 2)one of mommy's nightmares 3)an embarassing oversight 4)an encrusted fuck sock
Trevor's mom reeled in sickened horror as she groped beneath his bed and grasped a wet alabaster banana chamois
by Jannasauras Rex January 8, 2005
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chavmobile

The only mode of transport for the chav of today, a chavmobile is a derogatory word for a home-converted vehicle of some description. Countless modifications may include huge subwoofers in the boot, a crude soft-top, spoilers from an F1 car, blue neon underneath the doors, spinning hub-caps, painted flames around the wheels or bonnet, a nitro-charged engine (homemade, of course) and multiple CD player. The trouble is, a chavmobile will usually be a fifteen year old Vauxhaul Nova or a Ford Fiesta that should have been scrapped after the accident.

Incidentally, why do chavs spend so much money doing up their chavmobiles when they could buy a decent car with it in the first place?
Readers of motoring magazine Max Power will be all too familiar with chavmobiles.
by Mr Ben February 8, 2005
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Gaping Chasm

A large Anal Cavern, Usually a result of continuous penetration to the anal cavity by a large object or sexual organ.
Gaping Chasm, I fucked my girlfriend's ass so hard, I left her with a Gaping Chasm
by Brian Jones the tool August 6, 2007
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Chamorro

Micronesia: The islands of Kiribati, Guam, Nauru, the Commonwealth of the Northern Marianas, the Republic of the Marshall Islands, Palau, and the Federated States of Micronesia (Yap, Chuuk, Pohnpei, and Kosrae, all in the Caroline Islands).

The Chamorro people or Chamoru people are the indigenous people of the Mariana Islands, which include the American territory of Guam and the United States Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands in Micronesia. Today, significant Chamoru populations also exist in several U.S. states including Hawaii, California, Washington, Texas and Nevada. According to the 2000 Census, approximately 65,000 people of Chamoru ancestry live on Guam and another 19,000 live in the Northern Marianas. Another 93,000 live outside the Marianas ( in Hawaii and West/Pacific coast of USA ). The Chamoru are primarily of Austronesian stock.

Most Chamorros are Roman Catholic and few in the Marianas still maintain some customs and beliefs from the time before the first European conquests. Some residents of the Marianas will still ask permission from ancestral spirits before entering parts of jungles. Traditional healers called suruhanas are still greatly respected for their knowledge of herbal treatments and spirits. Before Spanish colonization, Chamoru life centered on one's clan. Today, large extended families remain central to life in the Marianas.
Are you "flip"

No im chamorro

Whats the diffrence

We have poly decent and we evolved

But still what is the diffrence??

Ok a "flip" would let you ask that question one more time but a "chamorro" is about to knock you out

Chamorros are good people just because they lost some of their culture due to spanish and ww2 effects doest mean that they are not islanders but they are islanders that have lost their way.
by Somoan Boy! November 29, 2009
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jazm chasm

Euphemism for the vagina. Origins: From "jazm", a truncated form of the expression "jizm jazm" (see jizm), and where a chasm is a deep geological recess or abyss.
I think he got some jizm jazm in my jazm chasm.
by Jenn F September 23, 2005
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chavmother

A female old enough to be your mother, if she gave birth when underage.
38 year old woman being chatted up by a 24 year old man: "Leave off, I'm old enough to be your chavmother!"
by GeorgieFame December 14, 2008
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chamoille

Chamoille is super thick. Great sex. Beautiful. Short. She's a very " stay to herself " person.
Oop look at chamoille
by Mrsallan January 2, 2017
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