by TwoTone530 November 04, 2010
"shit babe, you got Champagne confetti in my eye. i can't do this anymore. your pussy tasted old anyways..."
by sat0rus October 01, 2023
This sex trick should be used cautiously but its a great side dish. About half a bottle should do and depends on the fact that the colon is highly vascular and champagne especially prevalent at weddings where it is served in abundance. A fast and uncomplicated way is to have the giver remove the cork carefully so as not to create the fountain of bubbles, to carefully insert it in the recipients anus and to gently press it inside..till the muscle contracts and seals..then shake the bottle some and let the gas do the rest..you can play with the bottle a bit and get her muscle to contract and evert till it makes a cute volcano of tissue.Give it about 5 minutes and being drunk fast will be the effect if so desired. Champagne is cheap but tread cautiously.
"Sorry had a bit of a emergency in that maroon mini van..nothing that a large dose of Tylenol won't correct....where is that bathroom...yikes no one heard it but someone in the bridal party got a champagne enema..just a rumor ..is the shrimp OK i have cramps.
by DaynaS September 25, 2008
She drank that black guy's African champagne.
by QOS Boutique August 28, 2023
by Watermarker February 01, 2020
A pre prom party thrown by the prom go’ers parents where family and friends come together to take pictures and see the prom go’er off. Before the prom go’er goes off, the parent makes a toast with everyone and the toast is usually champagne.
by TheFella May 08, 2019
when a clatchet girl in the VIP section of the club wants a shower so you blow your load on her as you shower her with champagne.
by Mjdigs February 27, 2015