Irish carwash

The act of straddling a womans face, while wearing a kilt.

After the St Pat's parade this broad took me home and I gave her an Irish carwash.

by Qball671 November 15, 2009

One-Eyed Cousin in a Carwash

A hand-job done using shampoo, soap, dish detergent, or a similar substitute.

e.g. "Man did you hear how Sami's mom gave me a one-eyed cousin in the carwash last night?"

e.g. "Man did you hear how Sami's mom gave me a One-Eyed Cousin in a Carwash last night?"

by ASaad May 21, 2009

riverside carwash

The Riverside Carwash

Is when you are titty fucking a girl but backwards so your butt hole is rubbing on the girls nose and mouth. People from riverside are naturally dirty gross people so a Carwash in their terms would be like washing there car with dirt.

That girl from riverside last night let me sit on her face while I rubbed my dick between her tits. She said it was a riverside carwash

by Anti_h_ero October 20, 2015

Chicago Carwash

When one dedicates in another’s opened car sunroof.

Johnny left his sunroof open and Mike gave him a Chicago Carwash

by Butternts63 June 6, 2018

Montana Carwash

Guy gets on top of his partner in the missionary position, but then slides his entire sweaty body across her face, pissing as his junk crosses, wiggling his junk back and forth to simulate an automatic carwash. Finish with a giant fart as the asshole crosses for a blown dry spot-free finish!

(Variation: Reverse Montana Carwash: You get the idea.)

Donald Trump's hair gives the most interesting sensation during a Montana Carwash!

by DonaldTrumpsMerken March 31, 2016

Texaco Carwash

When you get a golden shower by a group of Mexicans.

Yeah, I heard she got a Texaco Carwash once while she was in L.A..

by JeffyDumDum303 April 1, 2023

the Carwash

When a guy has had too much to drink and he can't get his penis hard so he sloshes his junk up and down her face.

I was just going to teabag her but I got a little overzealous and gave her the Carwash.

by Matt Linville October 9, 2018