Carson

A really tall kid at my school, and we all know he likes Audrey. Except maybe Audrey. He also wore fucking speedos to Sienna's birthday party.

Imao he told me himself he liked Audrey.

P1: OMG istg Carson has a huge crush on Audrey.
P2: Ikr, it's so obvious.

by Fucking ole dinosaur December 17, 2021

Carson

The opposite of a Saywer. Carson will go after your ex girl right after you guys break up and have no care for your feelings. Fake friend

Bro look at Carson flirting with your ex! Didn't you guys break up yesterday?

by TheRealFuni March 24, 2022

Carson

A stupid little bitch that only cares about himself.

Why are you being such a Carson?

by AlexDaBean March 30, 2022

Carson

😮🍆👊💦

Carson is bustanuttible

by 🍆👊💦 May 11, 2022

carson

rapist

carson raped a women and children

by sexybabbykkk May 23, 2022

Carson

They type of boy who has liked a girl for years but is too scared to ask her out while at the same time getting offended when someone memes her as if they're dating. This type of boy also stays home to nurse a headache and play games and jerk off. Also the kind of boy to talk about his trash job at a gym

He's pulling a Carson

What a Carson

Typical Carson

by Goul_fieri October 26, 2017

Carson

A person with a penis under 3 centimeters.

Girl 1: That boy looks like a Carson.

by Lofus69 May 7, 2018