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Capitostatism

Capitostatism is a political structure that meets the following requirements: the government has been turned into a joint stock sovereign company, everyone in the country is a shareholder to some minimum degree, and most wealth is held in these tradeable stateshares.

Under such a system, there is no successful conflict of interest. Mutual interest between everyone in the country becomes the monopoly on economy because everyone wants the market value of the stateshare to go up more than everyone wants anything else. Shareholders are entitled to service dividends from the state based on how many stateshares they own. Such services might be voting rights, property rights, entrance into the country, roads, military protection, police protection, courts, etc. The goal of this system is for services to improve relative to their cost since their improvement will cause the stateshare to increase in market value, which will cause everyone in the country to become wealthier.
After America's transition to capitostatism, every American became a millionaire.
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