candy cane

its a fucking stick with peppermint stick that people suck.

"hey bro want a stick in your mouth"
"want a candy cane?"

by im a bag of shit December 8, 2019

candy cane

The resulting pattern when a stripper is spinning on the pole and starts to have her period.

Pimp daddy butt nuggets licked the candy cane off the pole at the strip club.

by Dao Tse Mung November 19, 2013

cane toad

Someone from Queensland who poisons everything they touch, rendering it useless. People from just about every other state can’t stand them, but many Queenslanders in some twisted way take pride in this. Some cane toads refuse to accept authority, and have tendencies similar to “sovereign citizens”.

Person 1: why won’t that new guy do what the boss says and stop acting like a egotistical jerk?
Person 2: he’s not acting, he’s a cane toad from Queensland.

by JaxCrackers June 30, 2018

cane-shafted

You’re told to prepare for a hurricane, but the path shifts and you experience little to no conditions.

Man, Delta took a northern turn and now is hitting Lake Charles. I already bought all these cans of SpaghettiOs. I feel cane-shafted.

by Definishun October 9, 2020

Cane Water

Saving up cum for years.

How long have you had your cane water for?

by CompactSkydiver June 5, 2018

sporting cane

To have an erection a.k.a. "wood". Coined by Stephen Colbert.

I was sporting cane after seeing the new Jessica Alba flick.

by EvanB September 25, 2007

twat cane

The standard male penis or one that has a deviating angle towards the head.

She always has extraordinary orgasms due to her husband’s genetically perfect twat cane.

by Koeito August 2, 2023