Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window

Someone who's even weirder behind closed doors / who outdid themself.

Person 1: Did you hear about what James did?! That dude's wild!! I always knew he wasn't right in the head.

Person 2: Well, you know what they say. Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window.

by Elderflower_sickness May 25, 2023

Medicine cabinet addict

One that doesn't have a pacific drug they like and will do all.

Bella told everything that I'm a medicine cabinet addict.

by 459395 May 6, 2023

Virginia vagina cabinet

When you tongue punch a pussy with an alabama pickleback aggressively. Then proceed to stick a dildo in a leaf blower and blast that hoe.

I just committed a Virginia vagina cabinet

by ThatSquidy69 September 2, 2025

you got brown cabinets

Means you are “less fortunate” than others

It’s honestly dumb🧍🏾 ♀️

Girl:“Eww you got brown cabinets I could never🤢”
Boy:”girl stfu ain’t nun wrong wit brown cabinets😪”

by Justageeker January 9, 2024

yogurt cabinet

A phrase to call a vagina. A safe space to store your "yogurt".

"Hey Jared, I'm hoping if I play my cards right tonight, she will let me in her yogurt cabinet"

"Her yogurt cabinet smelled like a sea haddock roast!"

by FrictionRoast January 15, 2019

Dick cabinet

A chick who fucks everybody

That girl gets around so much, shes a dick cabinet.

by Slickchick3000 March 22, 2017

Cabinet dweller

A person who has reached the closest experience to death through deep meditation and find comfort only when inside cabinets. Some cabinet dwellers have gone as far to live there cabinet and stay there for days leaving only when necessary. Some cabinet dwellers are: Obama, Austin Matthews, box, Han solo,...

My friend is a cabinet dweller and i think its kinda cool

by guð er dáinn við drápum hann March 6, 2020