Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window

Someone who's even weirder behind closed doors / who outdid themself.

Person 1: Did you hear about what James did?! That dude's wild!! I always knew he wasn't right in the head.

Person 2: Well, you know what they say. Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window.

by Elderflower_sickness May 25, 2023

shadow cabinet

a woman's vagina

I'd tongue punch her shadow cabinet

by Cl1t C0mand3r November 20, 2015

Medicine cabinet addict

One that doesn't have a pacific drug they like and will do all.

Bella told everything that I'm a medicine cabinet addict.

by 459395 May 6, 2023

interior of the cabinets

a euphemism for sex in a Hallmark movie

George, do you think you can do the interior of the cabinets in a cream?

When I Think of Christmas (2022).

by Yuri Zhivago November 29, 2022

cabinet gay

a homosexual that is too short to come out of the closet. They go with the next best option and that's a cabinet.

Chenz: I'm coming out of the closet Soulfur: You're a cabinet gay because you're so short. LeYesnt: Chenz is a cabinet gay Naag: XD lmao

by ChenzLikesMen December 5, 2020

chocolate cabinet

Northern term for milk shake

I need a “chocolate cabinet”.

by Raphaelm84 September 29, 2017

Butt coil cabinet

the best possible place to store your butt coils

quick! hide them in your butt coil cabinet

by Tablecloth_wanker March 24, 2020