Blue Called

When a male sees a female whom he wants to sleep with's name appear on his caller ID and gets excited - only for the call to be accidental.

I was so excited to see a call from Michele, but turns out she was trying to call her brother. Seems like I got blue called.

by SidPonson September 1, 2011

sleeves called in sick

When a person is wearing a tank top.

Jacob was wearing a tank top so his Sleeves Called in sick

by SadlerSnipes March 21, 2020

So called girlfriend

His Definition: 'one foot in, one foot out kind of thing.'
Her Definition: 'you kinda are his girlfriend but then again he has his doubts about you being his actual girlfriend, so like, "ehhhh yea I guess your my girlfriend but when you wanna be a bitch you not mine for the time being!"'

Her example: "ehhhh yea I guess your my girlfriend but when you wanna be a bitch you not mine for the time being!"'
His example: "I've only had 2 so called girlfriends in my life."

by misssuzieq4280 December 2, 2021

Butt Called

When you accidentally hit redial on your cell phone ehen it's in your pants pocket.

"Hello!, Hello?, Hello?" Ask friend later, hey did you call me? "No, Oh wait, I must have butt called you when I leaned again the counter."

by jkelmo May 7, 2010

your mother called

When your mother calls to let you know what you're having for dinner

Hey Asia, your mother called

by Z dawg@hyatt November 17, 2013

Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Riding on a Pony, Stuck a feather in his hair and called it Macoroani

!@#$%^&*() Yeet some useless nursery rhyme British soldiers made up to make fun of American ones too bad America won but American toddlers love it for some reason Yeet

Weird guy: Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Riding on a Pony, Stuck a feather in his hair and called it Macoroani
Me: What the heck is Macoroani

by laser_fox March 10, 2021

Johnny Bench Called

In other words, an "old catcher". As in someone whose old and takes it in the ass.

Saying "Johnny Bench called" is as to say "you're an old catcher", or "you take it in the ass".

As used in the Animated Sitcom Archer on FX.

Archer catches his mother having phone sex.

Conversation ensues.

Mother: Then get out, and for godsake take a shower. Smells like a whore house in here.
Archer: Okay... You're Own Fingers
Mother: Hmm?
Archer: Nothing.... Johnny Bench called.

by MontgomeryBrogan January 31, 2010